If that scorecard were any more perfect it would have been filled-out by Don Wakematsu.

Leave it to the French to put a chassis on water-balloons. The film was the most entertaining 14 minutes I didn’t understand a word of. Cool post.

I never really appreciated the bagger until I tried to do it myself. It’s actually kind of an artform.

Agreed. A good checker/bagger combo can blow through a shopping cart in half the time it takes to write a check. Thanks for your post- good Saturday reading.

Hah! True. It’s like some sort of Law or something.

Check-out line tip: Line-speed is almost entirely dependent on the customer and how they pay. Avoid likely check-writers, exact-change-counters and moms with kids. Find the line with with younger, single shoppers, no matter the length.

Ew

The Putt of Death.Why O why, Grasshopper, could they have not waited 15 seconds so we could have witnessed these energetic celebrations. Instead, all weather was cancelled. Thus we are left only with rage.

For 3 days that season Greenwell's BA was under .297, briefly putting him under .300 for his career, so technically it's correct.

You win, you sentimental sap....you win.

If they're not fooling anybody anyway then admitting it's fiction proves what?

Wrestling is stupid, so don't have a heart-attack over it.

Actually I liked everything about your reply except the fact you called me an asshole. I appreciate you getting to the core of it. I will check it out, cocksucker.

Pine-scented as usual, Mr. jigaroo.

Therefore as much a sport at Jeopardy, except everyone wears ladies underpants.

Why did Bryan's admission that it was fake "draw gasps" at the HOF? More scripting or just Burke being a cheesy writer.

The good news is that that we can now officially designate WWE a reality show and not an actual sport, therefore less stupidity to scroll through on this site. Give me a break.

Harvey understands that Colon is the veteran workhorse, but more importantly, that the Qualcomm Allplay includes an eight-track player.

Oh whatev...he's a kid, so what. What were you doing when you were his age?

His girlfriend didn't like it.