Trick yourself into a premature heart-attack. More garbage.

Is there a version w/o the car?

Mars needs women!

I'm a male who started playing as a female after I noticed a trend while creating a character in Dark Souls. All the men seemed puffy and effeminate no matter how I tried to toughen their look up. Yet all the women could be completely gorgeous in so many ways.

Harbaugh should keep his day job....uh...er......nevermind.

I'll admit to being a Marshawn Lynch apologist, but seriously, the reporters who are angry are just looking for any quote to attribute to Lynch, irrelevant of any meaning or insight.

Topps knows just how it feels...

Why are they all wearing toupees?

Did Ward Cleaver teach him that set-shot?

By all accounts the primary instigators were Kaepernick #1 and Lamarr Woodley. Stabler #2 took down Kaepernick #1, but events escalated when Woodley lost his footing and was kicked by Justin Smith. The black Thomas Lott attempted to act as peacemaker along with both Stablers, as the fat Joe Montana climbed over the…

Inevitable.

Post photo corrected. Morse now in Giants uniform.

Damn dude, good spot. No, I didn't notice that......crazy.

An "upper-body injury?" Somebody's playing slow-pitch softball here...

Magery = Rickles

Any sport's demographics, both on the field and in the stands, are the by-product of how it's players are marketed, not by any trends in the game itself. That is, until the "steroid-era" twisted the formula by marketing home-runs first. Now we're experiencing a hangover and it seems that nobody knows how to turn a…

Reporters just trying to provoke an incident and get it on film for the clicks. Irritating.

In my dubious attempts at original humor I've found that a doctored pic is worth a thousand groans. Am I SOL now?

Shheeeeiitt! You said it was going to be the I Dream of Genie chick!

It comes from the land beyond! I know not what I summoned!