Indeed- I was riffing off of Sunshine's dubious spelling in her Facebook post. It's actually tougher "unspelling" Saskatchewan than you would think.

If the Seahawks hadn't saved Lynch's ass he'd be playing in the CFL right now. Can you spell "SISKACHEWON?"

FUCK that guy, FUCK his stupid mom jeans and especially FUCK Ed Reed. He never did anything since the Velvet Underground anyway.

Yeah, I'm sorry to say that you're right- He is kind of a dick. For what it's worth, Buhner would have signed your ball in a heartbeat.

Indeed... that's exactly what happened.

So let's get this straight...you're saying he kicked ass?

When Dan was a boy, Archie & Jughead made the pain go away.

Aw c'mon, get your travel brochures out- It's a flippin' praying mantis. One crawled onto my dad's shoulder when we were playing Pong in a hotel lobby in Equador.

Wearing blacks makes you appear slimmer.

It's easy to get those island nations mixed up.

Don't tell me one of the additional accessories is Rhoda Morgenstern's head-scarf...

Tirico was obviously using a teleprompter to pass his 5th grade Geography final.

They were all running around and kicking the ball back and forth except when the one guy kicked it to another guy who tried to catch but it went past him. Then everybody kicked it back and forth again for a while until somebody made them stop.

You have to give credit to Torres for seeing the bigger picture. There are so many vain athletes who would never sacrifice their "cool factor," even if it makes obvious sense. Otherwise, Blake Griffin would be shooting free-throws like Rick Barry and hitting 85% of them.

Gull Dernit it, in my day when you were drafted a flanker you played flanker. None of this hybrid, fiddle-faddle catch radius this and catch radius that. Sauer was a flanker, by gum, and a man, a real man. With a real mustache. Nobody called George Sauer a Toyota Prius, I'll tell you that- he would have socked…