Seriously guys, I PROMISE that the chicks will be here soon...hey who took my beer, hey bro, I think that my beer. Don't worry, dude, take my word some girls will be here soon...My sister, her friend and her friend's cousin...Dude, how am I supposed to know if my sister's hot? Just chill, they're on the way...

Indeed it was- Pretty damn funny.

The Game is seriously being a D-Bag. He even admitted the agreement was for the shoes, but then he uses the retail price of the KD Elites on Nike.com, multiplies by the number of kids, and then says Durant owes him $20k? Does he actually think Durant pays mark-up at Niketown or something?

Wow, you actually went there. You're a braver man that I, Mr. Artichoke.

Crush the Can: The Diminishing Fizz of Bud Light.

Fool me once...shame on...shame on you....(blank stare).... fool me, you can't get fooled again.... (cue Townsend guitar solo)

Agreed. I think there's a sub-text in there somewhere involving a future team in Seattle and it wouldn't be the Clippers. Maybe he'd even buy the Clippers with the caveat of an NBA promise for his bud Chris Hansen. He'd have a little ownership cabal going when you add Paul Allen.

Yup and failing schools means an exodus to better school systems. That ol' heatmap might change a little. Can they put the new stadium on wheels?

Ouch! Now that was funny.

"Main Street:" A Nuclear-Powered Utopia.

The point the Seahawks are illustrating to agents is that a successful team with most of it's roster set has less players to evaluate in the pre-season when playing-time is limited. This gives non-draftees a chance to get on the field. Four out of the five top teams on that list were recently in Super Bowls. (The…

A quick a dab to the pulse-points will suffice when applying most malternative beverages.

Yes indeed, that would would be Redlands Field from that biplane.

Yep, it sure enough is Crosley. I was like...wait...that wasn't Comiskey! Oh crud, already clicked. Still very cool to see those old ballparks from the air- weirdly contemporary.

Agreed- this is fantastic, unique stuff. The aerial footage old Comiskey with the shadow of a biplane below....wow.

"Sterling Plays Pity Card. Declares NBA Ban Redundant."

Why crab legs?

Indeed, it is pretty standard (if you're a woman). Thanks for enlightening us, Billy!

I swear that as a kid I remember watching the Phillies on TV and Dave Cash literally ripped the cover off a baseball for a single up the middle. I can find absolutely nothing on the webs indicating that this event actually happened. Perhaps there's a Phillies fan out there that can validate my (in)sanity.

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