If you can afford a $800 bag you can afford a $560.00 hot press monogram machine. Monogram your friend’s things for a fee and offset the cost!

The only thing that will dissuade his supporters is if they find out his mother was Jewish and his father was Black.

I don’t think Firefly is a great show. I think Firefly is a show with great promise but never had to deliver on that promise. So everyone dreams of what it could of been instead of just what it was. Firefly is the child who died in childhood before growing up and having life happen. Never lost their virginity, never…

I’ve got a solution!

Milk is awesome! Sometimes I eat cheese because I’m bored. Half the things I cook use dairy. I marinate pounded chicken in milk and sriracha then bread it in a flour, then egg, then seasoned panko and fry. I make box Jell-o pudding. I also make almond roca: butter, corn syrup, water, and sugar heated to hard crack and…

Any Comcast users know what is needed to set one up? Do you need a username and password or is it just plug in and go?

Any Comcast users know what is needed to set one up? Do you need a username and password or is it just plug in and…

Seriously, dioxins, not good. Don’t burn plastics.

How does McAfree still have money? Why does anyone still takes his calls? Reading every news story I’ve seen for the last couple years, I would assume him to be in jail, comitted, or fallin’ off the map, penniless.

As someone who lives with light-sleeping roommates with bat hearing, mechanical keyboards have always been a bit impossible for me.

As someone who lives with light-sleeping roommates with bat hearing, mechanical keyboards have always been a bit…

Banana Smoothy - 2 overripe banana, 1/4-2/3 cup orange concentrate, 1/4 cup any other frozen juice/punch concentrate, fill rest of blender with ice. Blend.

I wonder if high lignin or low lignin paper works better.

The Earth is a giant rock falling in space and all life is a biofilm.

Adult Capri Sun.

My father makes cannabutter espresso, he really likes it. Although right now he is on a cannacoconut kick. Bakes it into everything.

Princess Mononoke is my favorite, largely because of the music, and it was my first.

How close would you have to get to the sun before you melted/burst-into-flames?

Okay, now someone needs to dub over with depressing piano music.

Now, I feel stupid. Yes, you’re right.

Ah, yes. I see what I did. You’re right. But, $0.12*40,000=$4,800. Unless you meant $0.0012.