A female TRS 3.5mm stereo phone (as in head-, not tele-) jack

You mean an IBM compatible or a Macintosh Apple?

Ludicrous-speed USB.

Any term that incorporates an superlative adjective. High, Hi-, Hyper, Ultra, Super, Mega, Better, Über, Advanced... I don’t want USB 7.0 to be Hyper Über Mega Ultra Super Hi-speed USB

Q is suing patent infringement.

If you have a lenovos Windows 8.1 approved laptop, can you format and install from a default windows 8.1 iso. I thought Microsoft was doing those BIOS embedded keys for window 8 and above. There would still be a driver problem, but doesn’t lenovos offer their drivers separately on-line? Granted the vast number of…

$15 x 12 months = $180 per year > $150 per year

Maybe if they made it available by torrent like a Linux distribution their servers wouldn’t have crashed.

He should of set up a screen so they couldn’t see each other and queued her silently to move.

I wish we were given a little more time to edit our posts for mistakes...

“Because we our mouth came second, our first invagination was our anus.” Favorite sentence in biology lecture.

Hey you need very fast and nimble fingers for this, he’s bound to make someone very happy.

For radiocarbon dating archaeologists consider anything post 1950 to be the “present” because nuclear testing and the burning of coal has skewed the global atmospheric isotope composition. Everything is dated BP, “before present” or “years before 1950”.

People from other parts of the country have remarked how friendly Portland, OR drivers are because they give pedestrians the right of way instead of actively trying to hit them. It’s made me worried about leaving Portland.

You can ask for the cremains back without an urn, they are usually in a plastic bag possibly inside of a paper box, and then get an affordable urn on Amazon.

Well his face does have the slightly wall-eyed look of sheep.

No, Karl Benz invented the first internal combustion automobile in 1879. Ford was just the most successful manufacturer.

An extension of siri, where I can point at a painting, building, star, constellation, plant, person, and be told information about it.

Could it be that non-whites are avoided because meme creators fear adding unintended racial undertones to their meme. If I make a meme implying “x” is stupid but have a black figure delivering a sarcastic statement demonstrating “x” is stupid, I may accidentally seem to imply “black people are stupid because they like…