I think I've seen his cookbook.

So, I have a popsicle that gets harder as you lick it. (sorry)

Behold mapo tofu, and retract your spurious statement! (although trditional mapo tofu uses ground pork the vegetarian black bean substitution is not uncommon.)

Because when I eat a $3 pack of ice cream sandwiches I'm really concerned about what I'm putting in my body. You know, before, they probably got calls from people complaining about the sandwiches melting too quickly.

Electromagnetic radiation, is defined by intensity, wavelength and frequency, but since wavelength is a function of frequency and vice versa (speed of light constant = wavelength*frequency), scientist just use intensity and wavelength.

Oh go fuck yourself.

That fine dust of rabbit shit he was making, without wearing even a dust mask, could potentially contain tularemia.

Six months later:

Assphage, the ass eating virus.

There is always something weird about how the stitching and fastenings on doll clothes are not actually to scale because if they were they would be impossible to sew or use.

Solved!

What terrible taste in wood. Light parquet flooring with a door that looks like a laminated speed boat, next to tan IKEA bookshelf steps, next to stained maple, with dark stained table and chairs. It looks cheap, but I know it must of cost a great deal. It is neither old nor new, classic nor modern. Ugh, just pick a…

The trick is to think of a card before you watch the video. Ha, ♥2.

ah...DJ Mystik flashbacks

I learned about it from the first episode of Rosemary & Thyme. (36:30)

The ahegao face of the woman at 1:00 was disturbing. (but not as disturbing as the Google images results of ahegao)

It's the Jewier part of Orange County. (Sorry it was either that or something about 18th century Prussian-Austrian nobility. Prince of Orange-somthing-burg)

Perhaps and they could be called 青春変異体忍び亀 [Google Translate]

I'm not saying bread and butter can't be amazing, but this guy is annoying me more and more. Also, I like bread with a little less charring, I know, "the charring adds more flavor!", but no.