Anyone else get distracted by the Facebook notice alert at 0:05?

Ducks piss, shit, and have sex in that reservoir. A thousand dead bugs float in that reservoir. The reservoir water gets processed before it ever makes it to your home.

And tutti-frutti, was my favorite flavor...

Yeah I boned her, then I put my cock in her. uugh

Here's my idea, instead of a recycle bin on the Windows desktop, a shredder. Not only does it delete the data, it writes over the empty sectors where the data use to be stored on the hard drive.

A Chinese/Japanese child named CJ...ok, moving on.

You usually fly at above 18,000ft. so shouldn't it be the 3.4 mile high club? Or do they actually fly at 5280ft just for this short trip. Transcontinental Commercial flights fly at between 32,000-37,000ft. so 6-7 mile high. If you were capable of fucking on the ISS it would be the 220 mile high club.

There are accounts of homosexuality in Chinese culture that go back to the Tang dynasty, and suggestions of homosexuality in the Records of the Grand Historian, published in Han dynasty (91 BCE) and go back to the Xia dynasty (2070-1600 BCE). It wasn't until the latest Qing dynasty (1644-1912 CE), when non-Han…

Brain Canady entering his guilty plea. (Doesn't look very remorseful)

No, but then again most researchers wouldn't call eight subjects a "study" either.

I take up a new hobby every year, this year is herb gardening, last year was knitting, the year before that bowling, before that photography.

Serious questions: are there any risk involved (physical or psychological) with suddenly being without hormonal medication? Is hormonal medication readily available, like aspirin? Are individuals that take psychoactive medication allowed to serve?

How do you expect to be immaculately knocked-up?

Why I always give white elephants.

Rowling's success is that she is accessible for mass appeal. Her plots are not particularly deep, decisions are not particularly heart wrenching, and the rules that govern her worlds are not particularly complex. Your views as the reader are never made to be questioned. There is not a lot of foreshadowing, and there…

And if Gawker cared about original content they would stop reblogging the internet.

MCMLXXV feel better.