I assume, like Easter, there is someway of looking a head and knowing when the next Rosh Hashana will be? It's not like a rabbinical groundhog just sprung this on y'all.

ippon zeoi!

I started masturbating when I was 10. I was interested in the privet parts years before that, playing doctor and such, and in elementary school during lunch kids would talk about playing with yourself or call someone a cocksucker. There was a kid in elementary school who got erections during class and would show off…

Reminds me of the first episode of Will & Grace when Jack didn't think people knew the moment they met him he was gay:

General Fuckery sounds like a bisexual swingers club.

When I read cockfighting ring, I imagine a cockring with spikes.

Knew a kid in High School, face was covered in black heads. His ears had black heads on top of black heads. Every time I saw him I had a urge to take a bobby pin to his face.

"Because how hard is it to poach a god damn egg properly? Seriously, that's like eggs 101, Woodhouse."

This is why the Chinese and Indians will rule us all. If they don't end up incubating the next plague.

Flaccid penises are ok in the UK, but UK standards have something against engorged throbbing precum-dripping erect penises. Go figure.

1967 Worcestershire, England

When women urinate they excrete excess birth control hormones these are not regularly filtered out at waste treatment plants. The hormones feminize fish and amphibians.

I wonder why New York might have a lot of skinny people? Also no one drives, everyone is hurriedly walking everywhere.

My brother worked at a small precious metal refinery when he got out of high school. During the summer the ceiling in the smelting room got to about 140 degrees Fahrenheit. His boots would have a cup of sweat and he would get goosebumps when he walked outside into 90 degree weather. The plastic ceiling fixtures had to…

I would like more functionality so I can put my new controllers to use.

Not to say I have experience, but I don't think a slit throat would spay uniformly like that, there would also be a pumping action. It just seemed over the top ridiculous, like something out of a Quintin Tarantino movie.

On to of other reasons, this is why it was worth reading the series years ago.

Whenever I was being told off by an adult and thus forced to look them in the eye, I would look through them. I would focus my eyes on a spot directly behind them. As an adult I prefer not to look people in the eye because I am usually busy, cleaning, cooking, driving, watching the kids. I can listen to the radio and…

A Portland landmark.

So are Japanese people impressed with cheaper fruit abroad or do they look down on it as misshapened, chemical filled, trashy fruit. I can understand that if you're going to spend that much money for a melon it better be the best melon in the world, but isn't there something to be said about affordable everyday fruit…