Some people have a term paper that's due!

No way, mail-in ballots all the way. Two weeks to vote whenever I want, no waiting in line what-so-ever. If you don't trust USPS, you can drop it off at the library or county election office.

These are all wood clocks.

DAMN YOU RIGHT-HANDERS, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Well shubididoobidy, whats all hapudidy,

Here it is.

Make the the front of the vending machine a mirror. Would work even better with curved surface.

Ohh, PETA is gunna get pissed.

I cast a Sicilian curse on you: May your arteries harden and block, and you choke on your own vomit, Scalia!!.

Duke Nukem 3D - "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"

For those who keep wondering: The rectum is a mucus membrane that allows salts and other chemical compounds to be absorbing into the blood steam do to osmosis, the process where higher concentrations seek to reach equilibrium with areas of lower concentrations. The rectum is especially absorptive because as part of…

The People's exhibit A?

IRC DCC has picked up and is a direct person-to-person transfer that is difficult for a third party to passively monitor. Transfer speeds of over 1MB/s can be achieved and with the resume function of the xdcc protocol, interrupted downloads can be continued in mIRC. Many large 1080p movies and TV shows are available…

what are the rocks for? "To get their rocks off?"

Check back next week for the Gizmodo review.

The problem with butt chugging is that shit happens.

What will Madeline call her papa?

I remember a DOS scroll bar that was just shading.

Prussian Blue does not contain arsenic, Paris green and Scheele's green do. Prussian Blue contains cyanide, as it is Iron(III) ferrocyanide. Blue acid or hydrogen cyanide was originally derived from ferrocyanide by Scheele. Even the "cyan" from cyanide comes from its origins as a blue dye.

Isn't there a law about alcohol in reach of the driver?