I believe this is the most over engineered garment.

I'd put one in the garage next to my workbench. I've peed in the bushes cause it was closer then the bathroom. And by closer I mean 40 feet.

I have a functional mechanical keyboard, it's attached to my green-screened 86-DOS computer. With a hard drive the size of a bread box and two 5.25" floppy drives. I use it to play Blockout (3D Tetris), and remind myself what it's like to exclusively use DOS prompt.

My dad has about a hundred of these.

I doesn't have to be semen, only "genetic material." What about blood; have they tried bathing in the father's blood?

I miss Bea Arthur. Time for a You Tube Maude-a-thon.

A friend has a collection of over 160 GB of ebooks, they download them in packs with no knowledge of what exact ebooks are within the packs. Over half of what they receive is romance, and a large chunk of that is vampire romance.

Cloned?! F$%# that, I want GM Horses!

So what happens when hundreds of gallons of the stuff gets dumped into the ecosystem a la birth-control pills? Will it kill other, possibly helpful, bacteria?

Cousin's ringtone.

First thought.

Also in many parts of the world (namely Africa), because of a strong Catholic influence they don't use condoms but instead use anal sex a form of birth control. They don't realize the importance of protected-sex not just birth control. Also women have little say in how they have sex with their partners who find…

Wait, HIV isn't spread from tribadism, aka scissoring? Or is the vaginal secretion method just greatly reduced, like saliva?

Costco Kirkland Signature Balsamic Vinegar 33.8 oz for $12.59. It taste like and smells like balsamic vinegar and that's all I ever ask of my balsamic vinegar.

Nick-at-night brought Andy Griffith to the younger generation.

My favorite GPS device was keychain device that allowed you to set a location then guide you back to the location. So simple. Why can't they put that in a watch?

Ask it any question but only while on Prozac.

When did China start trying to get the Florida vote?

There are additives that are dissolved in ethanol. Like how vanilla extract is mostly alcohol or menthol is also dissolved in alcohol, and therefore everything you put vanilla or menthol in is slightly alcoholic.

Looks like it for giving the true death to a vampire, or shoving up a masochist's ass.