Welcome to the do-not-fly list.

Or a lube applicator.

Let's see, NES, SNES, N64, Game Cube, Wii.

There are specially curved anal vibrators meant to hit all the right places and massage the prostate.

Just remember your a living organism on this planet, your vary safe, you've just taken a heavy drug.

Take your pick:

...and the battle continues.

kilopascal. Easily Wikipedia-ed. 1kPa = .145 psi = 1000 Newton/sq. meters.

You forgot Saul Alinsky, and Bill Ayers.

That logo looks like it belongs to a 70's magazine with people playing tennis on the cover.

That Mr. Acme sure was a genius.

The screen is 41-megapixel, not the camera, right?

You see what you need to do is switch it on and off just long enough to drop their call. I would also wire a discreet toggle switch to the corner of my jacket, something that wouldn't be obvious if you squeezed it. There are also ways to narrow the frequency to just cell phones. Good idea, poor execution.

So here's a list of gay/lesbian aware games that I've played:

14 hours straight. I try to cut back on that on a count of the possible blood clots, but once I start to read a good book I will not put it down.

another prehistoric.

"yes, preparation H does feel good, on...the...whole."

As someone who reads hours at a time, my kindle 3 is way more easy on my eyes then a tablet. Also, i have had long reading sessions that I'm sure would of killed an ipad's battery.

what my doctor uses.

10-bit H264 is avc1 or at lest they share a Wikipedia page. Try Handbrake, open up the file that won't play, select the "High Profile" preset, and under video select MPEG-4 (FFmpeg). The program will want to add the extension .m4v but all you need to do is rename it .mp4 and the xbox should support it.