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You would think Valentine's Day is Black Friday for the florist industry.

How do they now it's Beethoven's DNA? Could be ass juice.

Wasn't there an article in the Gawkesphere about zombie/vampire/Frankenstein Fleshlights?

The future!

They could ease up on their somewhat racist immigration policy and allow immigrants to come and live in the country and be recognized as full citizens. There are Koreans that have lived in Japan since they were infants that speak and behave as any Japanese would and yet are still not allowed to vote, must carry…

Just think of the millions of sperm slaughter needlessly every Valentine's Day! Torn from their warm pools and flush out waste pipes into a cruel world. Swimming mindlessly on top of the corpses of their fellows burn by acid soaked walls through endless mazes seeking out a home. They are poisoned to die in a rubber…

The zebraspringspinne makes me hungry for some long grain rice.

As my grandmother would say, he has a dish-face.

An Apple Monopoly board...that's a little on the nose.

Who here doesn't cook their food?....exactly.

DAMN YOU MATHEMATICS!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!

As someone who knows nothing of programing, how is error correcting code not just sending the same signal twice or more, and will this cut down on "speed/bandwidth".

Okay we know what needs to be done next, some parent needs to not vaccinate their kid then force them to go to school and get sick (hopefully nothing too life threatening), then sue the teacher, the principle, and the school district for exposing their children to bio-hazards and win millions. The schools will so fear…

As a man, the only time I ever squatted was to poo and it was at the worst campsite out house ever. The door had no knob it was just a hole filled with toilet paper, it also had been shot with a shotgun. The toilet was a seat over a pit filled with every bodily fluid imaginable as well as beer bottles and…

Unfortunately the White House is looking to make cut backs and for these researchers its time to sink or swim.

I'm not sure if $500,000 is what the pieces could sell for or what it cost to make them, but the gems could be pried and the metals melted down. If there are large gems they might stand out on the market and new stuff is laser inscribed with ID. Gold is up in price but there would be a cost to have the gold assayed.…

Are the edge flaps for stability or safety?

Yeaaaa!! Now the Catholics can symbolically not pay for something they symbolically disapprove of. Crisis...averted.

Wyeast, Wy'east. I don't know how to feel that I got that. Proud?