People are going to complain about the style this was written in, but I for one loved it. Insert my canned rant about how Shakespeare invented entirely new words and was applauded for it but a few typos or train of thought sentences mean we have to burn it down and start again. I was able to keep the point trying to…

My cat won't even eat cheese. It's meat or gtfo (and olive juice for some reason. She's in love with it). I mean, maybe a dog would eat all that? But cats are obligate carnivores, so imagine how terrible that'd all be for them. My mom's boy cat couldn't even handle dry food (meat with a lot of corn/starch to keep the…

Well, at least there's one upside to so much sales shifting to online instead of in-store: The checkout cart can't racially profile you. Never thought about that before (yes, white privilege). Damn. This poor guy.

Wow, way to be willfully obtuse and belittling. Try again. Perhaps 9/11 rings a bell as far as "seminal cultural moment[s]" of a generation go.

I was sexually assaulted when I was 17 (now almost 26) and I'm finally getting to the point, especially with my father, where I feel like telling them what happened might be a Thing. Especially when they try to dismiss rape/assault victims on the news. I just keep worrying, though. I was with a group of friends, and…

Aw, thank you. It was, wow, almost eight years ago, but it still disturbs me to think about <3 Makoto's not a lap cat by any means, but she's extremely affectionate, and if you grab the right blanket and throw it over your lap at the right time, you can entice her well enough. We hang out in bed every morning, and…

When we moved to a new house, my parents wouldn't let me keep my cat indoors. She became an outdoor cat during the day and a garage cat at night. It was deeply upsetting to me since she was older and declawed, so I let her into the house every day when they weren't there. One night when I was at a friend's birthday…