I hope BA is just experiencing growing pains. ...these comments, though! I do not understand them. I get the 4 person meals from BA that come twice a week (the fish and vegetarian options only). My boyfriend and I cook them for my parents. It takes about an hour, which is not much more than my cobbled together…

idk if the changes were different between Disneyland and Disneyworld, but at Disneyland some of the ladies were changed to chase the pirates with rolling pins and such - so a little bit more than the low effort “now pirates are chasing them for food instead of sex!” that’s implied up there.

Gchat made sense before texting was so easy/fun (stickers! gifs! watch a video inside the text! and you’re now using data or wifi instead of separate texting currency if you’re on an iphone) and before superior-skype programs like Discord and Slack became available.

Unfortunately, Hangouts was always a dud idea; it was…

I’ve heard the whole album and I appreciate that’s likely what she was aiming for but I find it disingenuous and immature in execution. “Are you high enough without the Mary Jane like me? Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me? Do the people whisper ‘bout you on the train like me? Saying that ‘you shouldn’t…

I liked some of the songs on her first album and while her voice is unique a lot of my enjoyment had to do with the production (a distinction I wish would be made more often). Some of the lyrics on that album really pissed me off. “do you buy a 100 dollar bottle of champagne like me? just to pour that motherfucker…

I will forever love him for Master and Commander. There’s something about his whole -gestures vaguely- that I really dig. Like I want to jump on him but I also want to have a really awesome conversation with him and that makes him sexier to me.

Yes! This was not the best ME game, but MEA was obviously unevenly trying to run on a new engine it could barely walk in. I knew it would be this way after hearing about DAI’s struggles with Frostbite. The true disappointment was the overall quality of writing. That said: It’s still a great game with fun combat and a…

Read the comments and was prepared to be disappointed but I love this. T-Boz and Chilli still sound so damn good. Bless this chill tune.

I feel very unJezebel in my music tastes here lately, haha. 1) No Gorillaz on the song of the summer post (when the whole album should’ve been), and I disliked every one of the songs on that list. We’re... praising that mess of a song with Khaled and Beiber on it? It’s terrible, the music video is equally terrible…

I thought it sounded like a Sailor Moon song, though I can’t put my finger on which. Maybe the Sailor Stars opening?

My boyfriend plays Sheeran’s cover of No Scrubs and I finally snapped and told him I can’t stand his whiny white boy blandly singing the life out of the music of women of color. I will smash, Office Space style, the shitty speakers I bought him for Christmas if I have to hear it again, so help me god.

I was hoping the whole post would be individually listing every song from the Deluxe edition. Like, I almost literally can not stop listening to Out of Body.

One of the stars in an interview said that they wanted a season 2 because the parents need closure. I was like... how dare you do a show about suicide and demand closure for characters. The heart-shitting fuckedness of it all is that no one who knew the deceased will EVER get closure and to desire the portrayal of…

I almost - okay who am I kidding I DID scream at the TV the first time I saw them paint over brick. Why. Why. Why. Why.

Ehhhhh. I need to repost the original Damian Lewis quote here and then unpack it. The question seems complicated; like, it has a callback to a previous quote of D’s that he has to defend the validity of (his opinion that privately educated actors aren’t dominant in acting as a field):

I get the wariness. Actors are by nature self-promoting and we always have to do the ally assessment. But are we really going to blame a guy for couching his opinions by acknowledging his privilege and citing his sources? That seems legitimately thoughtful and potentially more conducive to a nuanced conversation that…

He is my dreamcast for Sam Vimes from the Discworld books. I will scream it from the rooftops until it happens someday.

Vowing to find her, Jamie shouts Claire’s name with one nipple exposed, which is exactly the titillating show of love we’ve come to expect from this show. May they be explosively reunited by the end of the first episode.

I saw Carrie perform Wishful Drinking at the Geffen back in the day. She was so proud of Billie. I didn’t know anything about her but I get it now. God I can’t even think about Carrie without crying. This line makes me think Billie truly understood her mother, and I hope she carries on being a bad ass woman herself:

For her birthday one year, I put a tent up in our backyard and treated my bff and her sister in law to a smokeout and Boosh-a-thon. As soon as this episode came on everyone started screaming to skip it, it was like some kind of apocalypse was suddenly afoot as we all premonitioned forward to having to watch that god…