A half hour session? What the? Does that include the actual act plus the typical 29 minutes of making up excuses for poor performance afterwards?

Let's be honest here, that translates into cats stared you down every time, except once.

I think she is totally adorable and fun. This is what I got out of it.

Wait, really? You think this girl's life is literally destroyed because her dad posted a video of her acting silly?

Let's up that one grade to "get the fuck over the mistaken impression of your childhoods you all collectively seem to fetishize".

It's not about empowerment. It's about controlling young women. It's about blaming young women for the thoughts and actions of young men. It's about teaching young men that they have no responsibility or agency, it's the fault of the young women. It's enforcing a construct that women are only valuable within the…

Obviously, your mileage may vary. Sadly, gaming does tend to attract a certain undesirable demographic, but I've found that those people-the entitled, cruel misogynists/racists-are not the majority. They may be the loudest voices in the room from time to time, but that tends to happen to the dying breed of backwards…

I am in possession of a most unusual rigid and engorged penis.

Apologies if it offended you.

The butt-rock score in this game sounds like garbage compared to the music in Hotline Miami. That soundtrack truly enhanced my experience of the game. This Van Halen-lite stuff would just get annoying after a while.

For the record, Hotline Miami is like a strategic Hotline Miami.

So the sounds of breaking bones, etc, bothers you — but people being shot in the face and watching their blood explode out doesn't?

Track: Vultures Crown | Album: Beholden To Nothing And No One | Artist: Sunwølf

work through the problem of homosexual couples not being able to conceive children on their own.

Right, I'm a guy with a very large number of female friends. Would I jump at the chance to start a romantic relationship with a number of the them? Absolutely! Is that the reason I'm friends with them? Absolutely not; I value each for her own unique personality, as well as the company she brings with these feelings…

No, we have all given Adam Sandler more than enough chances.

Too much dining in Hell, not enough fighting at the Hot Gates.

Well, you know how Jesus went on and on about queers and how evil they are. And he never ever said anything about helping the poor or the ills of accumulated wealth. Never. Not one word. It wasn't, like, the very core of his message or anything.

Well....this is somewhat less than completely shocking. What a douche.