I hate taking a nap Friday after work, then waking up at 8:30 with twelve messages from several people to three different events that I had promised I would attend that night.
Usually I just fall back asleep, but that anxiety in those meantime waking minutes? Torturous.

This. Many people project their own values on others based on the assumption that everyone has the exact same family dynamic. I don’t know anything about this young man’s personal life, but I’m sure he has his reasons for his emancipation.

It’s possible to brick your system if you’re not careful when you hack your system. Some people just purchase a new system, swap out the bricked console, and then return it.

I love chunky reload animations. I will totally favour a weapon if it looks cool, sounds punchy and has fun reload animations over another that has slightly higher min/max’d stats.

So you know that running gag in movies and film about kids spanking it to the underwear section in their mom’s Sears catalog? I didn’t quite get what these films were alluding to, so I tried fucking a rolled up, glossy department store catalog when I was like 11.

ed. I’d just like to add that I tried this a few times…

This is such a teen movie gag, it sounds like something from an American Pie film. You took a non-issue like plugging the toilet and escalated it for no reason.

Yeah, I heard Clouseau reading it in my mind.

Solo-queuing is the easiest way to climb SR, the best players in the world do solo-carry themselves into masters. If you’re languishing in a low SR, then you belong there.

I don’t think that’s overboard, as far back as I can remember both of my parents would ask me if I wanted a hug and kiss before bed. Then one day I told them I thought I was too old for the kiss.

Well, you need to copy it every time you recall it to retain the new battle experience that is has.

Maybe Pikachu just doesn’t like the jarring act of blinking from one moment of consciousness to the next. If you’re only out of the poke-ball for minutes at a time, that’s not much of an existence. 

Nothing quite as satisfying as going on a murder spree in a Battlefield game. Especially if you’ve been trading 1 kill for 1 death for the last 15 minutes.

#bonerjams96

Women always neglect the balls. If you’re going to fracture my dick at least give my balls a good punching too.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

That’s unfortunate for her.

Is this ripping on those Buzzfeed pieces, or is this the direction the blog is taking now?

Anonymous videogame message boards. While I used to appreciate the discussion that certain unmoderated image boards could foster, I realized a year or so back that they were just becoming havens for the kind of people that I actively avoid in my day-to-day life.
Too old for that shit. 

Pretty much this. If it becomes apparent that a game is just trying to pad out its length and I’ve already experienced everything it has to offer? I’ll just put it down and never look back, no regrets. I already have a backlog that will never be conquered, and new games come out every other week that I want to try.

Alternatively, we’ve blown out our knees or don’t want to be ‘those guys’ in their late 20's/early 30's skating with teenagers, so we’re the prime reason these games should be made.