Let’s just say that next time I eat cheesecake before bed and have vivid night-terrors, I will be returning to this thread to seek further counsel.

I have a fantasy (reoccuring dream/ nightmare?) where I’m a Syrian dwarf hamster lost in a very elaborate plastic cage made out of transparent coloured tubes.

No, they are all creepy entitled creeps. Most of them are just sociopaths and can expertly pretend to be normal men.

Well, ask a stupid question...

Edit: Sorry, the whole saying is “Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.” Just in case you didn’t know.

It honestly comes off as if he’s going to be the featured stripper on ARMY night at the local Twinky’s.

He looks like what I imagine I’d look like if you got Jackass’ team to give me old man prosthetics.

Little Nicky is the only good Sandler flick.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

videogames.

There have been two since yesterday.

It literally happened yesterday, plus it was the largest mass shooting in American history... People are going to be talking about it for awhile.

There was absolutely nothing wrong with the first game, outside of the fact that nobody played it.

So according to her, all I have to do to dodge a rape conviction is get drunk first?

The girl in the teal hoodie on the right stands up and begins to walk to the left, a man walks up behind her and taps her on the ass, then jerks his hand back when she turns to look at him.

Your American exceptionalism is showing. They’re from Brazil, which has better institutional protection for gays, and it’s also culturally more acceptable there as well.

You did some Internet searching to figure out where the Dev was based, then just decided that Brazil was LGBT unfriendly? You base this on what? Brazil is way more inclusive to homosexuals than the US.

I downloaded the full unofficial OST off of Soulseek last nigh, so good. This is the first videogame soundtrack I’ve ever put on my player. DOOM is definitely my GOTY so far, everything just comes together in such a nice authentic little package.

This sounds like the headline of a ‘The Hard Times’ article. Always good for a laugh if you’re interested in that scene:
http://thehardtimes.net/

edit: Forgot to mention that mid-2000's metalcore fucking sucks.

Junkrat is Bastion’s hardest counter.

I actually haven’t eaten at taco bell since they launched those Dorito shell tacos. Conceptually I was all about them, but the Dorito ended up making them just a tad too oily and salty.

I don't know how Jus Reign hasn't made the leap to television or movies yet. I know he had a short stint on Much Music, but I never caught it.