House is a fictional television show 

This isn’t remotely the same play as Philly ran. Please stop calling any ‘trick’ play a “Philly Special,” it’s just bad.

I have no idea.

It is my job, so yeah.

As a long-time F1 fan, I’ve learned to either watch the race live or stay off the internet until I’ve seen it. Sorry. 

This is terrible for Smith, but on the bright side, this is a perfect opportunity to sign a quarterback who’s out of the league right now, and has been involved in his share of controversy, but could really turn a team around with his level of play.

This is a periodic reminder that Joe Theismann changed the pronounciation of his last name to rhyme with Heisman. His family pronounced it like “Theeseman”.

Standard reply to the “but he’s a distraction” bullshit:

Nathan Peterman will still get signed by an NFL team before Colin Kaepernick, and millions of fuck heads will argue that it’s because he’s a more traditional, pro-style pocket passer than Kap was, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

Do...do you think Matt Barkley and Jimmy Clausen are the same person?

He could start for the Bills tomorrow

To be fair, it was against the Bulls who avoid playing defense like Scottie Pippen avoids tipping waitstaff.

is klay mrs. o’leary’s cow because he just burned down chicago

What the hell were the announcers talking about? It’s hard to imagine a clearer example of the defender using the crown of his helmet to hit a defenseless receiver in his ear hole - which is probably the most dangerous play in the sport. I couldn’t tell whether his shoulder pad technically made contact first, but I…

Found the moron. 

Please give more to the owners. They’re not rich enough yet

I think it’s pretty ignorant to begrudge any dollar NFL players can get from the shitbags who own these teams before they’re cast aside to live out their likely shortened lives with a laundry list of medical problems.

Sure. The money is definitely better going to Paul Allen. He needs it much more than the guy putting his health on the line on the field.

The hot new trend for NFL teams looking to establish and sustain success is to construct a deep roster around a young quarterback on a cost-controlled contract. The Eagles won last year’s Super Bowl doing this

This is as much of a dumb-shit take as it gets. Do concession workers bring a skill set that isn’t easily replaced by billions of other people roaming the planet? You’re also picking the side of an entity that’s probably worth dozens of times more than the “rich” you want to eat here.

Exhibit 324D on why the NFLPA under DeMaurice Smith is an absolute joke. Not only did they lose 11 points from the previous CBA, they instituted the rookie salary cap without removing the franchise tag. That gave the owners incredible leverage over players (especially running backs). A team can franchise a player 3…