FTFY.

Now I want the video of his wife plunking him on his next plate appearance.

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

Are we even going to feign surprise that a guy with multiple nazi tattoos got hired as a Louisiana police officer?

Wow, it’s almost like people associated with a sport where you beat others into unconsciousness might not be all that well-balanced.

You are the only person I’ve ever heard say she was underrated.

And her low finishing positions, despite being in championship caliber equipment, massively disagree with you.

Verstappen (widely panned around here as a Bad Driver)

I like Ricciardo and don’t want to take away from winning a historic race like this.

Maybe I’m just conditioned by the times, but “$1700 Gucci sweatshirts” seems like code for, “black”. JJ Watt is a nice white guy, not a thug black guy like 75% of his teammates.

Most professional athletes buy $1700 Gucci sweatshirts and spend their time pricing watches and new diamonds to put on their wrists or ears, or dropping $10k on bottle service at the club.

I’ve often thought Watt to be a self-promoting mug, but his heart is in the right place given what he’s done for Hurricane Harvey and now the victims at Santa Fe. Good for him.

But if he (and A.J. Hinch) want to take the next step in making a difference, I might suggest that they hold some $500/plate fundraising…

Is 11 really too early to think about lunch?

No no, Bert. Who doesn’t want to be reminded of the existential nothingness in which we all dwell, and the ultimate futility of trying or doing or breathing, when one arrives at the office on a Monday morning?

First of all, he wasn’t the real Santa. Second of all, he asked for it.

Ah yes, Patriots fans, the Cardinals fans of the football world.

Hungry Howies, Jet’s, and Marco’s are all real, and are all significantly better than any of the places on the list.

Look, I understand that you are upset about black people being murdered, but can we discuss it in a way that removes the black people and the murder? That would make me much more comfortable.

If you espouse support for white supremacist policies, you are a white supremacist.

I’m not sure a couple dozen idiots clicking and posting comments about how they don’t want to read articles they could quite easily avoid reading is “the majority of the readership.”