Sherman could get elected to Congress out of South L.A. pretty easily if he wanted to.

I think it’s about the same as your job security as Provider of Working Links.

If Utah had won, they planned on celebrating by passing around a large Starbucks coffee and letting each player have one tiny sip, Prophet be praised.

This would be like the Sacramento Rivercats playing well enough to switch places with the Marlins, and then making the playoffs in the following year, and then having their plane go down as they flew to the NLCS. Roughly.

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

His girlfriend has plenty of her own money. His nw is 30mil, hers is 5mil

I say this to my kids all the time. They never understood it, then we moved near a childhood friend and she said it to my kids. And I was all, I TOLD YOU IT WAS A THING!!! In hindsight, showing them the video would have been easier than moving

Truth? They’re amazing. Not kidding. I was an anti-kid guy when I was younger, but now I wouldn’t trade them for anything. Even with all of the grief and worry and fear, when they crawl up into your lap or score the game winning goal or run to the door when you get home, it’s like freaking crack. There’s no other way…

It’s so gross. They’re so gross. God I hate parents.

As a parent, I don’t think I’m comfortable having someone with two first names judging me.

Wow, you know some shitty people.

Honestly, we do it to piss you off.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Well, at least you didn’t let it get to you.

As a Jets fan, I welcome this news. Actually, could you see if they could flex it more? How about 2 a.m. on a Wednesday? Is it possible to flex a game to never? I vote for never. Put it on the other side of Trump’s stupid wall.

This was a 5'10 200 pound dude, knocking a 6'6 265 pound refrigerator full of beer out of the game. Earl Thomas is a baaaaaad man. 

The Trump daughters admire her courage. I guess this guy isn’t funding her fashion line.

Alright, I have two weakass Ivanka Trump anecdotes:

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

GO BACK TO JEZEBEL, MAN-HATER.