I know we’ve complained about this before but it’s very difficult to read these articles when you don’t describe the people left to right. ESPECIALLY because we’re all old as shit and don’t know who any of these people are. 

This dumb guy has been reading Jezebel off and on for years now. Sometimes I’m enlightened, sometimes I’m rolling my eyes.

Here's a tip to help people sort out why this phrase is so problematic: If you would not use the phrase "underage men," then don't use "underage women," either. The English language has over a hundred thousand words. Choose better ones.

lol what

Oh my god, you have no idea what you’re talking about.

Literally that confirmed every point she mentioned. Didn’t contradict anything she said. 

Have you seen the first movie? They address this in that one.

I’m not sure I get the snark over William’s comments (beyond the legitimate discussion about the word “decision”). He acknowledged that the issues would be the result of society’s failures and that’s something we all need to work to change. Given the scrutiny Meghan has faced, undoubtedly in large part because she is…

I did not read this article, but my answer to the headline is:

I liked “Wine Country”, even if Tina Fey was criminally underused.

Counterpoint: Maybe we’re getting a little TOO cynical when we have to question something as innocuous as Keanu Reeves being a nice guy. Anyway, if Keanu Reeves is the “truly low standard” for being a good man, I can’t even imagine what the high standard is.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, it’s an Americanized remake of Sisters. Even the clinic name is the same.

Premise: “An only child finds her life turned upside down when her father reveals that, over the course of his prize-winning career as a pioneering fertility doctor, he used his own sperm to conceive upwards of a hundred children, including two new sisters. As these three young women slowly embrace their new reality,…

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

This should not be grey. 

The tabloids believe Loughlin did this because she and her lawyer assumed the DA was bluffing

This is peak jezebel. It’s totally not possible for u to just write that she is getting equal pay u have to shit on it. It’s true Michelle getting equal pay doesn’t do shit for the ave woman, but we should still cheer that she is getting equal pay.

That’s what I thought. While I wouldn’t mind having a nacho dispenser in my own home, the proper place for it is not proudly displayed on the kitchen counter, it’s next to my recliner in the living room, preferably high enough that I can get under the spout, but not so high that I can’t reach the button from a seated…

Hey duder. Comas are weird. Congratulations on waking up from yours, but I have some bad news about the state of media in the 21st century. You see, people started using ad blockers, and the media companies that were supported by those ads started to fail. It was super sad. Years ago, there was a place called The…