What is WITH people caring what kind of phone I have?! I also don’t know. Here, here’s my damn phone. Look for yourself!

Ohhhh, but Huertas plays Esposito on “Castle” and is half of one my favorite ‘ships.

I had an emergency c section first time round after 24 hours of labour and a failed forceps intervention. I had to have a general anaesthetic because they couldn’t get the epidural to take, and they had to make an extra big cut because my giant baby (11lbs) was stuck from all the attempts at natural delivery. People…

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

Doesn’t Russell Brand have a kid now? And isn’t he a Buddhist? I dunno. I think it sounds more like he’s trying to get his house in order rather than reaching out to his ex for a sympathy shag...

A lot of Russell hate here, so maybe I’ve read the wrong sources, but as I understood it she was a coked up party animal who would come home wasted constantly and it was putting his sobriety at risk, which is something that seems likely when you marry a younger pop star. Then she presented the text story and he never…

I was pulling for Leah Remini to win an Emmy and I’m so happy she won. She is not the one to mess with!

My friends, the waitress, the bartender, the table full of sales bros next to us in the restaurant, the friend’s husband who drove us all home, and his fantasy football league because that’s what he was working on while he was waiting for us... can you tell this happened to me and my friends recently?

This is what you’re doing. Stop it.

I’m a bit disheartened by the negative comments on here. Madeline went into this with a healthy dose of skepticism and doubt (and left with equally healthy doses of both..) But it sounds like she also clearly experienced a deep release and relief of an anxiety that has plagued her for years. That sounds invaluable to…

Trump has not been unfaithful to any of his wives, especially Melania

Nope. Lost it at the big lift and had to flee to the shed to do man things in a manly way.

Well, this is the best news I’ve read on Jezebel for ages. Well done to your sweet daughter! May she continue to kick ass! Also- Walmart usually has quite a lot of premie stuff. You can order off their website.

Nobody is looking to impress you or anyone else. Michael Vick had a massive dog fighting ring. He took his kids’ pet dogs, had them fight, killed them. He drowned dogs. His mistreatment of them was well-documented so I am guessing I am saying nothing new to you.

I meant to star your post but somehow deleted at least one star so I must apologize! Hooray for little Catalina - may she keep eating and growing and kicking butt in and out of the hospital!

Hoorayyyy! Happy birthday Catalina! Now keep getting fatter, I bet your mama won’t be happy until you’re as round as a ham :)

I just found out I’m pregnant. My husband is out of town camping with the kids. I’m freaked out. Like happy, but I’m four years post repeat loss and never thought I’d be doing this again. Aaaaah!

Last transatalantic cruise I did on Princess, we went 150 miles off course to drop a guy off in Bermuda who was having a medical issue. And then we wound up going to Lisbon instead of Cartagena because of rough seas in Cartagena.

I have no useful feedback here, but Robbie Williams’ Swing When You’re Winning is a delightful romp next to his mopey Advertising Space.

Ugh, yes. Cinco de Mayo was kind of our big family party day, and 5/4/15 I was going to call Dad to preemptively wish him Happy CdM, but figured “eh, I’ll just call him tomorrow.” And then 5/5/15 I got the call that he had died in the night. x_x Needless to say, if I get the sudden urge to call someone, I do it right…