It’s interesting but sad that this guy is completely oblivious to the fact that he himself has been radicalized. Threatening to kill yourself for a cause and leave your kids as orphans, calling for the murder of people of a different religion, putting your anger and your cause over everything precious in your…

In such a target rich environment, I wish people would leave Melania alone. She’s such a non-entity, she’s not responsible for any of this, First Lady is a bullshit non-job and she shows no interest in performing it. Attacking her is just exercising internalized misogyny.

He means Creator of Kids He Won’t Support.

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

Last week it was the world-ruining earthquake, this week polio. I'm beginning to question why I moved to Seattle...

Where the hell is Felicity?

“When I have the confidence to wear a crop top, I feel proud and powerful. Maybe sexy too, but I’m never aiming to make others find me sexy, it always comes back to myself. That’s the difference between sexualizing and owning your sexuality, one makes you an object, the other gives you freedom and power.” Wish I knew…

I call ahead to the restaurant and tell them she’s had a stroke which has changed her personality

Oh, definitely. Talking (or not) about sex doesn’t happen in a vacuum. It just baffles me that in the Duggar type of environment, kids are taught sex is bad before marriage and to resist “sinful” urges, but then women are the gatekeepers for being “pure,” dressing modestly, etc. But men are in charge. Good system,…

he’s a fan of her’s.

Peppercorn guy really buried the lede there. An 1815 Canadian fur trade themed wedding? Photos or it didn’t happen.

My mom is a spitfire. She’s a tiny, fierce, mean, Irish lady. She had 6 kids in 6 1/2 years. I have a ton of great stories about her, like the time she bought a huge crystal chandelier at an estate sale several hours from our home. Lacking anything to wrap it in for the ride home, she stripped down to bra and panties,…

You’re the smiling snowman on top of the Frosty Palace! Always chill and always wearing a cool hat, you spend your days watching teens and feeling nothing. It’s a good life!

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

I do. More. Damn. Pickles.

I didn't realize that there was a pickle quota at Subway. I know every McDonald's sandwich comes with the same number. I usually ask for more pickles three or four times at Subway.

More. Damn. Pickles.

Look, this lady was clearly through the roof nuts, but 6 pickles on a footlong sandwich isn't just woefully insufficient; it's a crime against sandwichdom.

Friday my bf and I went to Chipotle. He always asks for extra cheese, and is similarly disappointed. Well this time the girl behind the counter took both hands, grabbed massive amounts of cheese and dumped it on the burrito. Twice. I guess I looked surprised when she did it because she said "The man asked for extra…

My last name is McMahon and his is Hornyak so we dreamed of McHorny2015.com. It was swiftly rejected by the in-laws. boo hiss. Boring URL it is. Don't you settle!