Only a deranged asshole would order bacon extra limp, then offer said gelatinous fatty tissue to a terrified waitress as a peace offering. Crispy or nothing, limp dick psycho Santa.

Omg, I remember when we switched to the bagged school milks. They had to sit us all down and explain how to plunge that straw in JUST RIGHT so it wouldn't burst the whole thing

Does she even live in California? I assumed it was taxes on money she earned working there. I know she has people to handle these things, but in my experience it can get confusing. I was on Jeopardy and won $2000. Had to pay CA tax on the money, so had to file a return there, in addition to my Virginia one. …

Medical examiner said cause of death was the throat being crushed.

Tina Belcher would approve this post, and save it to incorporate into her erotic friend fiction.

I'm just now getting to read the comments on your story, Anna. I can't bear to re-read it since the first time, as we've been living with the stories rattling inside our heads and breaking our hearts for weeks. The same outrage and heartache your readers express is what compelled us to take on this fight. I ask that…

The only Waterfalls that matters is the show with Caroline Dhavernas and the toy animals who talked to her.

If it will ease her pain, I am available to be adopted by her or any celebrity who wants to pay off my student loans and invite me to their lavish holiday celebrations...

Who remembers Omri Katz from Hocus Pocus and Eerie, Indiana?

"Female" does this, "Female" does that. You'd be the gynecist, you fucking moron, if you weren't a sphyncterist. Women are not just sexual difference on two legs, you oozy dickberet. God this is pissing me off.

I know, I do too...I just hope that when she's out of office and writes her follow-up memoir, she prints the names in 72-pt font. Better yet, she should hire someone to skywrite it over her book launch party.

Alright, this is probably going to get me some flack, but I'm going to say it anyway - Gillibrand is being sexually harassed and subjected to ridiculously sexist comments by a number of her fellow Senators and yet she is unwilling to name names. I'm sorry, but that is bullshit. First of all, its rage-inducing that she…

Regarding the troll - who should be banned, by the way, if any mods are reading this - you have to wonder what the goal really is with MRAs on rape. They clearly do not actually care about male rape victims, or else they'd see this as an issue of intersectionality and attempt to work constructively with women's…

I'll say it: aside from the whole tongue sticky outtie thing which is a peeve of mine (kinda like people grooming themselves on public transportation or people brushing their teeth out of the bathroom while conversing with me) and acknowledging she's got some work today on cultural appropriation, I really like Miley…

I'm totally calling BS. This was a troll - possibly some bitchy girl/guy she went to high school with who has been jealously following her career for 20 years. Lined notebook paper? Because the elderly have a lot of that laying around? Nope, this is from someone with school-aged kids. If it was an old person, it's…

It's like, "Well the whole meet a stranger and fall in love in 8 weeks didn't work out. Clearly the amount of time was the issue, not the fact that this shit is bananas. Let's try EVEN LESS TIME!"

don't feel bad for Jamie, she is making a career of stupid reality shows about love, she's a bachelor alum (Ben's season) and made an absolute fool of herself over that ass Chris Bukowski on bachelor pad

Well to be fair, most of us are to the left...to the left.