When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

Does that teapot set come with complimentary packets of James Earl Grey?

I don’t even think I can watch it again because I really savor my initial emotional experience watching it without knowing what was coming.

I liked that episode but I don’t think it’s as amazing as people say. I was waiting for a sick twist like one of the girls was a fat 50 year old pervert and the message being about people online not being who they say they are. It was a nice story but very slow. My favorite so far has been the one about the kid who is…

Best thing on TV in the last 5 years or so. I fucking loved it and absolutely wanted those two crazy kids to be happy. Just an amazing story, beautifully brought to life.

I’m really not a romantic movie type of guy, but that episode just about made me cry. I’ve watched it a number of times since and I can’t say enough how much I am amazed by the leads, Mackenzie Davis and Gugu Mbatha-Raw. I didn’t even know anything about them and now I’ve seen quite a bit of both of their bodies of…

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

That photo of the rhino is so damn depressing. Seriously, fuck people.

I hope this emergency funding plan by Murray and Alexander goes through. Otherwise, the biggest insurer in the country is going to be Go Fund Me.

You motherfucker.

The biggest contributor to all this is the internet. In the pre-internet days, crazy/stupid people that believed in this crap were ostracized and shunned into the dark corners of society. Thanks to the anonymity of the internet, they spout their bullshit with social impunity. 

Oh wow! So uh, how do you stop the dizzy spells from eye rolling after reading “Christian Numerologists?”

I mean, can you prove to me that a planet can’t appear out of a wormhole and slam into ours? We’ve already seen it happen in documentaries like Transformers and Doctor Who

Conspiracy theory shit is at an all time high, seems like. People go out of their way to believe disinformation more often than not. From the grassy knoll, to “jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams” to Pizzagate and all the rest.

Good points. He knows it’s odd and I may find it believable that it’s just there to get attention.

While I understand your argument, the book’s premise is that there’s an ancient alien spider that looks like a clown feeding on psychic pain (and a giant turtle counterpart). Define weird.

Anime openings are just about my favorite thing about anime. Sailor Moon Crystal was garbage but the opening (the animation itself was poor) was great.

Fucking moron.

8. If all I can see is your face – you need to cut the eye holes smaller.

He’s blind. They could all be wearing bunny costumes for all he knows.