Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

Congratulations, this is the dumbest comment on Deadspin today!

It might have been a Sub-Zero freeze!

Um.

"Please."

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Marshawn Lynch's next canned response needs to be "Roger Goodell can suck my dick."

I would expect Lynch to be an excellent MK player, considering his daily experience with an evil figurehead telling players their souls belong to him.

"We shall come over."

Good. Fuck any fan leaving close games early (see also: Heat fans leaving at the end of Game 6 in the 2013 Finals. And gray-zone commentators, 16 points is not insurmountable as we just saw). As far as I'm concerned, don't come back. You came with the intent to stay for a full game, where you gotta be to leave early?

WHAT A MANUEVER!

Oh, and the fight began with a brainbuster.

"As you may presently yourself fully be aware of, my grammar sucks"

He does, albeit inadvertently, make a very good argument for going back to school.

Thats enough to pay back the Loch Ness monster twice.

I think Hairston was watching too much of DDT wrestling and and decided to incorporate it into his game.

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

Also buried on WWE RAW? Cesaro, Dolph Ziggler, and Dean Ambrose.