+1, needs more love

That would explain how Randy Johnson made it in. He's always been a big lefty.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

[guy has never seen UFC before]

crab?

He just got picked off, too.

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And again, there is no crime here.

Police also noted that his delivery was stilted and awkward, and his work rate was poor.

It wasn't picked up on by TMZ, but other news outlets reported that Nash tore both is quads while taking this photo

A friend of my cousin's made $54,000 for one week of work. Want to see how? Follow the link.

"Stick to sports" is basically just saying "I disagree with you politically on something, but being a shithead, I can't actually articulate why"

Here at Deadspin we generally assume that our readers are at least somewhat intelligent people. A lot of other sites dumb down content or write for an audience of morons: we don't do that. But because we've gotten at least one dumbass e-mail, and some dumbass comments and tweets, I'm going to explain why what Ed…

Sorry to everyone, sometime i really doing stupid tweets, hate myself for that

Mazda.

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

And still others are angered by the fact that Sam has been the victim of an apparent double standard, wherein high-profile draftees like Johnny Manziel—white, rich, and straight—are celebrated for racking up endorsements and Instagramming themselves holding fistfuls of cash while Sam, who grew up in extreme poverty…

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.