You had me at "swing-out machete"...

They are protecting and serving the shit out of us.

here's what most people forget, When You are buying a "Used Luxury Car For The Price of xxx", you are still paying the maintenance of an expensive complex car ... Just because you bought a used S600 for the half the price of a new Optima .... That doesn't mean its gonna be just as cheap to maintain ... The Car might…

I manage an AutoZone (yes, ugh, AutoZone) in a pretty rough part of town (the fucking ghetto) and I have to deal with this all the damned time. People trying to look "Baller on a Budget" makes my job an absolute headache. I get everything from people in Magnums/Chargers/300Cs claiming they have the Hemi and inevitably…

And this was much faster:

Old military truck doubles as a harvester in the worker's paradise

"Drawings of tree bark? At least you could afford paper! We 'ad to make do with bloody stone carvings of tree bark!"

Tree bark?! Pffaw, when I was your age, we ate drawings of tree bark, and we were thankful!

I'm guessing the thinking went "leather jacket = cool, so entire flight suit made of leather = even cooler than what the Americans have".

3.) Top Trim Pickup

Dear Squids,

We are prepared to extract the seamen.

/DRIVE is the most diverse and best produced automotive channel on YouTube. You won't find a wider range of great gearhead content anywhere else, and /DRIVE+ is well worth having one less Grande Pumpkin Spiced Latte per month for a subscription.

MotorTrend is on this list because of the supremely, wonderfully, amazingly excellent Roadkill. Watch it now.

Or actually, scratch all that. Don't do that. Sign up for a proper driving course, and learn the way of safe driving Zen.

Dorna Sports: still doesn't know how the new interweb works. What can you expect, spaniards...

Simmons used to be a pitcher and could throw in the mid 90's so he's a beast and his arm strength has to be one of the best in the majors even among pitchers.

"When the Braves drafted Simmons in the 2nd round in 2010, they were excited about getting another high octane pitching arm, as the Curacao native can thrown…

You're a fucking moron. Being "polite" has nothing to do with police breaking the law and abusing people who have done nothing wrong. Here's to hoping you get pulled over and arrested for nothing.