I don’t even think it’s fan fiction. It’s written specifically for Goodell to read and beat off.

Haha yeah could be. I cringed less knowing that the little guy’s little guy is ok.

I was stunned at the lack of comments about that sentence so far. I generally hate kids, but sentences that insane & hilarious rarely come out of an adults mouth.

Don’t forget Swahili!

No...YOU’RE great :)

Thank you for helping clarify how to properly identify myself.

I think we can both be done with this.

I can live with that. Better than the other lame responses from the other “true liberal.”

Ha!

So for someone to be truly liberal, it has to be to your standards? Being offended by a word should not define someone as liberal or disqualify someone from being liberal. You know why? Because it’s a freaking word.

I’m not even certain I follow what you’re trying to say.

The line “quit being a fa**ot and suck that dick” really is one of his best lines ever.

Every now and then (especially after this season) I wish my beloved Buffalo Bills were purchased by someone that would have moved them to a different city. I hope that because maybe then I could have tuned out the NFL once and for all.

I’m one of the biggest liberals around but I give zero fucks about the use of fa**ot in this context. I always think of this -

Damn it...I was going to say almost the same thing.

Granted I’m fairly out of touch with a great number of things in current pop culture, but is anyone else quite eager for her time to be up? I can’t stand her on a fairly irrational level.

Mine too!

I’m a western NYer, and I know that we have an accent that can certainly be annoying but I’m pretty sure I’d be a serial killer if I lived downstate.

And sadly, that’s all it takes to be popular right now. #murica

I’m a massive liberal, so I agree that Clinton sucks.