Row boat. That tanker has befuddled me for a long time too.

When the first Environmental Puzzle cracked for me it was like suddenly realizing the Matrix is real. Now it changes how I see the whole game. And I finally found the boat which has obviously blown that whole thing wide open.

I figured they were rotatable. I'd used a lined notebook for some puzzles and it looks like I'll have to bust that back out and just sketch potential answers out first to get the spatial reasoning down. Thanks!

I do think the 3D mario game they previewed looks interesting but that probably won't be here for a while… Ah, I'll probably end up getting a switch. Damn you Capitalism!!!

He also was in the Walking Dead games, where his levity and humor were kinda wasted.

For me it's just tough because I had such an investment in the trilogy group. It's kind of like if they made a Mad Men Andromeda that was still about very sad, lonely men at an ad agency but none of the same men. I don't know if that metaphor 100% works but that's how I feel about Andromeda.

If your son has access to the free PSN games they have a weird competitive Frisbee/Tennis one out this month that is actually pretty fun when the matchmaking works. Disc Jam or something. You gotta ignore the terrible character designs though.

I like when the article is late because it means those of us who wake up at decent times in the Central Time Zone don't get buried. Midwesterners play games too y'know!

Mass Effect 3 is so good up until the end. I really should dust off my old Xbox 360, get it hooked up to the internet and download the Citadel DLC everybody is always going on about. Though, I don't know if I could stomach it since in my story two of my fav crew members bit the big one.

I would say Bloodborne is peak Souls Series. Taking away shields and big bulky builds distills the game down to that real white-knuckle, controller-gripping madness you talk about with the zen focus. I got so good at dodging in BB that when I went back to DS3 I hardly ever used shields.

That game looks like the definition of compulsion, which isn't a bad thing. I know that's what split critics on it. A lot were like "Ugh, this map is nothing but a giant to-do list" and the others were like "but it's the world's most finely tuned to-do list."

Fighting all urges to go out and buy a Switch for one game. I think a friend might buy one and if he does I'll ask to borrow his Wii U and try and score it for that and avoid spending almost 400 rupees for the whole shebang. But god do I want Zelda: BotW. I thought with a single player game I could wait but this…

That's what has always made Battlefield my online shooty-sim of choice. Unscripted moments that happen that make it all worthwhile. A lot of times those moments are buttressed by moments of being shot by a dude with an automatico 2 seconds after spawning but still, great game.

They should just remaster the Golden Saucer and call it good.

It was something that I always knew I should've done but I justified it to myself as saying I was there for the combat not the guessing where to go. I did as much of DS3 blind as I could but DS1 & 2 I was pretty clued in on.

Many games have been as horny as the Mass Effect series but only ME had the Krogan-balls to let you make sweet love to half your crew but still get rejected by Jack for some reason.

The remake is going to be hot spicy garbage. They've already come out and said they're changing the battle system away from turn-based menus.

From what I've seen of the fan-art for that game you can leave out that comma.

With any mulitplayer game people are gonna learn how to cheese the map and it seems like Fao suffers from it the most. I'm still surprised by how much I've enjoyed the game since launch. It could be the first battlefield game where I decide to actually pay to download the maps.

Finally started The Witness and boy howdy did it blow my expectations out of the water. I knew that it was more than it seemed from idle chatter but I had managed to keep myself pretty dark on the game. I have a pretty terrible habit of looking up the answers when I'm stuck in Dark Souls, Professor Layton and…