While I actually believe him, Hideo Kojima also said Metal Gear Solid 3 would be his last Metal Gear.

Maybe Mickey doesn't want to be found.

Landscaping is such a crap game. I bust my ass trying to get all the corners of my map trimmed and my neighbor just buys some DLC and a bunch of strangers show up and do it for him.

As others have stated, the Ex Hunter is a better friend then enemy. He will fuck you up so fast and it's hard to riposte the guy so you're better off not killing any of the poor beasts and being his friend.

Treasure Planet and Atlantis are such weird step children in the Disney universe. I know that the studio was trying to make action films for young audiences but while those films are intricately animated beyond belief they just never click for me. Also, I hate that Goo Goo Dolls song from Treasure Planet.

The black market strategy for me is always simple. Kill the shopkeeper with the ankh first and let the ensuing chaos unravel for about 15 seconds. Usually the other four shopkeepers will have shot each or accidentally ran to the bottom of the map and if you're incredibly desperate you can just dig down with bombs to…

Finally got on the horse and played some Dark Souls III. It goes without saying that it's beautiful and amazing and the combat is exacting. I just finished Bloodborne a bit ago though so it's taking me a bit of time to acclimate to Dark Souls slower, more methodical combat. Many times I've been hit by an enemy and…

GTA 5 excels at the driving around and fucking stuff up portion that it's such a disappointment how terrible the story is. It's just awful in every imaginable way. Ugh, I hate the story.

I think the tourney is set up for you to lose. Keeps the under dog mystique of Wakka going strong.

That looks really cool man. I really like that the different races aren't the usual Sci-Fi alien tropes. I don't own many board games myself but I do frequent a board game cafe here in town. I might run this by them to see if they'd be interested in picking up a copy. Good luck at the Fest!

You can tell that they really tried to add some weight to combat a la Dark Souls after W2. The good news is combat in Witcher 3 only gets better as the game goes on. Some of the sword moves Geralt unlocks get pretty awesome.

A JRPG on a phone just sounds crazy to me. I guess you could get in some level grinding but the menus gotta be crazy tiny right? What about your eyes?

I've already got a backlog a mile long but good god does Enter the Gungeon look fun. I really loved Isaac but always wished the shooting felt meatier and it looks like Enter the Gungeon hears my plea on that and answers it with some awesome gun mechanics.

It's finally at a reasonable time for us Midwesterners, the most oppressed people in the world!

So how many cycles do I gotta wait til I can play Mario Kart on my Playstation?

They always release some card that has a really random effect and then you see a YouTube video where a guy pulls a clutch on a whole board by randomy drawing a Ragnaros or something but NO! I'm ignoring all the new mechanics this time. They're not pulling me back!

I got some good pics out of Miitomo but ended up deleting it to save space on my phone. Thing was just too slow and cumbersome and I never cared about the actual interaction on there I was just waiting to repost my pics on instagram.

I love me some Nussbaum and she's brought me around to shows I would've never given a second chance to (Blackish) but we also disagree on the quality of some shows (the Americans) but isn't that what a great critic is for? Making you challenge your own opinions and why you hold them.

That's a dope ass game. I haven't played since forever but having just ran to youtube to check out some gameplay you weren't lying. Those sprites are insane. I also love the low poly backgrounds.

What do AV Club commenters talk about in real life. Will Yamete Onii-Chan somehow manage to show up and get the first word in? Do you have to collapse human beings to get deeper into their conversation?