For the first time I'm gonna try and start at whatever the "naked and level 1" class is this time around. I've always opted to be big knight bruisers but I feel like if this really is the last Souls game from Miyazaki (say it ain't so) then I want to go out the way it's intended.

Well today I learned there's a crazy Roman Polanski Vampire movie from 1967. Rad.

The Logarius/Alfred connections plays out in a lot of weird ways. Stick with it after you beat that hairy-snow-top Logarius.

I think board games make sense. It's leather for your third anniversarry, silver for the 5th and a rousing game of Pandemic for your 10th!

All of your criticisms of the game should scare me off but the idea of playing a VN as Max Caufield literally had me giddy in my work cubicle.

I got my weird home-made media console* project done last weekend and it's hella cockeyed and also doesn't have legs but by-golly I still love it. Plan is to break it in with some classics like Burnout 3: Takedown, Final Fantasy Tactics & Super Mario 64.

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Wait a minute… are you saying that using your real name online is a bad thing? Oh shit…

Ohhhhh, I have not. That looks interesting. It's like what you see at data centers and the lot. Thanks for the addition.

Is it the official Sony repair shop? I remember when my old PS2 got the Disc Read Error and I had to send it away and ended up missing out on a christmas full of PS2 games. Those guys are slow but they usually do right by the product.

Miitomo (way to miss the obvious Miiomoto Nintendo) is weirdly addictive but also the most power-hungry, load-happy app on my phone. It still shows that Nintendo has no idea what "the kids" these days are into but it's incredibly popular with dudes in their late 20s if my Instagram feed is on point.

Still putzing through Just Cause 3 while I wait for April 12th to get here so I can get on the Dark Souls III train and never get off. I enjoy JC 3 because it's a relaxed game that lets me just fly around in my wingsuit blowing up the occasional speed boat if I feel like it. It's not super in your face with the main…

It's like a japanese anime version of Blade Runner that was only released on Sega Saturn. Get on it.

If you haven't immersed yourself in the world of Resident Evil's arty-hipster cousin Silent Hill, you really should check it out. 2 & 3 are both horrifying and feature that nostalgic tank-like control scheme that defines the genre for me.

I'm on the fence with Samorost. Machinarium is probably my favorite point n' click adventure game but for some reason Botanicula left me cold. I know that doesn't make sense because the art and everything for that game are top notch, but I remember getting stuck, not knowing where to go on the tree and just giving…

If you just played the Game Boy Advance Kirby's you'd have a brilliant look into Hal Laboratories favorite Vaccum-powered Marshmallow.

Dark Souls is pretty forgiving in a lot of ways. If I wasn't able to reach out into the nether and pull a Jolly Cooperator from the internet to help me fight O+S I would be stuck back in that shitty castle still to this day most likely.

It takes around an hour to beat. It's something you can do in an evening. Do it!!!

Read Only Memories look dope as hell. Snatcher has always seemed like the weirdest of Kojima game out there so I'm glad to see it get a sort of tribute.

I've got into my groove with Just Cause 3 and while the story missions themselves are usually a weapons-grade snooze fest the simple act of flying around in my wingsuit is enough for me to be satisfied for a long time. I've made it a point to 5 star every wingsuit challenge. In fact, I've found the challenge…