That's actually my fav in the series (tho I stopped before they got to PS3) though in my opinion it's the nadir in their double-entendre naming process. It's only a few revision meetings away from "Ratchet and Clank: Your gun is a Penis".

I've spent more time in the Gold Saucer than I have in real life casinos. That snowboarding arcade game was the best!

It's something like late Disc 2 I believe. Pretty close to the end of the game. It's a pretty batshit weird plot twist. Here's the description from the wiki:

There are probably some arguments to be made for not being in control on purpose as your character is literally living someone else's assumed life and all that is really known about him is he didn't make much of an impression on anybody, but I'll leave that to someone else.

What happened to Tanisha is worse than what happened to Al Gore in 2000.

Cancelled Xbox Live. Don't update my xbox anymore. My PC restarts like once a month to update, and I get by cuz I'm a 30th Century Man.

I skipped that one too. It's not in the game proper is it, you have to go to their website and separately download it which is kind of a bummer.

The original ports on PC had the same music as the Playstation games I believe but when they ported them this time they used Midi versions of the music which kinda blows. Also now it's locked behind an always-on DRM that has a user agreement that allows Square Enix to sell your info and install any other non-final…

I've been sloppily going through Saints Row IV at my own pace and still not enjoying it as much as SRIII for some reason. I'm aware that I have bitchin' super powers, that the game has gone full self-referential and that it's mostly the same in all mechanics departments but it just hasn't got it's claws in me. I…

You might the first person I've seen come out in defense of Revelation's tower defense parts. To me they reeked of:

I came this close to buying Final Fantasy VII and VIII for my pc even though I've beat them and heard the ports are terrible but STEAM SALE!!!!!!!

You can always write a post-script article on the emptiness inside me that is left now that these empty space in games articles are over.

Mario Party but now the mini games are real, requiring what turns out to be a lot of shoving people off very tall things.

I gotta give Transistor a pat on the back for playing coy with gamers and making them work to unravel this tapestry. So many games nowadays just lay it all out on the table in the first 15 seconds after you finish your tutorial that it's nice to hear that a game leaves you wanting more and not feeling gorged like an…

League of Legends? May god have mercy on your soul. They say the deep dark pit into MOBAs is lined with the corpses of vulgar teenagers, strange foreigners and the angriest, of angry online racists. I suppose you must descend though, to seek more, and greater souls, in a place where all hope is lost.

I would just go to Walgreens and read the Tips and Tricks for the games I needed and put it back on the shelf. I was kind of a jerk like that. I think I had to write down some stuff from the issue on Ape Escape though.

Little Nemo gave me the heeby geebies for the longest time as a kid. Something about the way he jumped into the frog's skin in that first mushroom level. And then he'd get weirdly large bubbles coming out of his nose. My 5 year old brain just couldn't handle the insanity and for the longest time I was completely…

Cool-tumblr-video-game-artist dude Zac Gorman has a strip about Monster Party that conveys the weirdness of it pretty well. Check it here: http://magicalgametime.com/…

I'm gonna speed run the game of life by smokin' and dippin' every day! Am I right fellow teens! Let's post Meth on Vine!

I'm sure that if you codec call somebody three times in a row afterwards they'll be like, "Oh yeah, uhhh, the Patriots did that. Or the Philosophers… take your pick."