“Chip Kelly’s NOT racist, except when he’s BEING racist.” - Donald Trump

/Sizemore trots back to the dugout

I for one commend the Eagles fan for curb stomping HitchBOT and preventing the inevitable robo-human war.

Hopefully there will be a Social Suite.

10PM - UNTIL

To be fair, this is the best Baron Davis has looked in years.

I swear to God. Was working as an assistant in LA and went to the dealer to get the specs on a new Range for my boss. Russell walked in (in a skin-tight spiderman tee and flip flops, mind you) just yelling for Brian because he didn’t see a receptionist. It was awesome.

One time I was at a Range Rover dealer in LA and he came in, looked around, and just yelled “YO WHERE’S BRIAN”

Drew, I literally do what you attempted to do (be an assistant). You don’t want none of that shit. None.

THE ONLY LAW THAT MATTERS IS GRAVITY

Finally, a Boiler Room sequel.

Yes but is it deflated?

Magary never threw out that shirt, did he.

“The La Trattoria means The The Trattoria.”

Roger Goodell: “With the 12th pick in the 2015 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select The’The Collins”

Let’s be fair. There are a couple instances in modern history of a person with serious issues doing just fine once they’ve received millions of dollars and media exposure.

I don’t pop bottles I rock Tom Ford (prescription eyeglasses)

High Heat was Theo’s nickname is college.

Kudos to the intern at Nike who oversaw the Browns rebranding the past 2 years.

The thirst is real. For real. It’s real.