As a lifelong Browns fan and Cleveland native, I have to tell you that Tony Grossi has been this fucking insane for a long, long time.

Date Roger. Nice to meet me.

Cam Newton is The Zodiac?

I know a guy who flips houses for a living in Texas outside of Houston and he told me that Fixer Upper has totally ruined his customer’s expectations of how much a standard renovation actually costs and how much time it actually takes. His math is always: 2x the price, 2x the time.

Vinyl had to die so AGW could kill us slowly.

This may make me a full-blown alcoholic/addict, but it drove me batshit crazy when during last year’s finals we learned Iguodala has never had a drop of alcohol. And THEN they won the god damn championship. What about all that sweet, sweet Champagne? And those cool, futuristic metal Bud Light bottles? Did he not…

Where does your service animal sit?

In a statement, Gordon said he was “just looking for a Boston Market”

It’s good to see Kato finally getting some work after all these years.

Randle was released to make way for Johnny Manziel, who also has “a combination of issues,” including “signs of mental instability,” as well as “substance abuse problems,” or as the Dallas Cowboys refer to it, “the total package.”

Sam Kroenke looks like a bad Robert Durst disguise.

That’s a terrible music video for that house.

The Thirst.

Coincidentally, this was also Josh Gordon’s defense.

If Russell Wilson was on that plane he would have drank a bottle of Recovery Water and then stopped 9/11 with Mark Wahlberg, who would have drank a bottle of Aqua Hydrate before stopping 9/11 as well.

PFTCommenter is on one today.

Yeah, Dave.

Yeah, Jeets.

Never forget Will Smith’s son Trey who would’ve been a legit D1 wide receiver but said he had too much partying to do

I live in LA and there’s no way in hell I’ll ever drive to Carson to see an NFL game.