I wouldn’t include the lining up in the neutral zone here. That wasn’t controversial, just bone headed.

Not sure Dee Ford’s penalty should be on this list. That was a pretty easy call.

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

It’s easy enough to understand how bold, brash, ballsy, bullshit artists con their ways into jobs they don’t deserve and then cling to their power long after they have shown themselves to be frauds. It’s been clear for a very long time to anybody who is paying attention that much of finance/politics/the entertainment…

Three back surgeries in a year and a half will transform anyone’s body into ‘old and fucked up’. I spent time in PT with a savvy old Danish physical therapist. She ran an evening session at the suburban clinic, so a group of us were in various stages of different treatment modalities together. We got to know each…

Here, me: I make the coaching motions with my noise mouth. The brain is where I live. I am crouched on the rim of the sun, observing humanity. I am the potato lotus, flowing. My beams are the beams of my teams, shining into their humanity from benches and boxes. Will I teach them the secrets of the trapezoid? I will…

Dear Johnny, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s living with you now, how far from home is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you came by the stadium like that,
And here’s an autograph for you, it’s on the front of the Dallas cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you week 16, I musta missed you
…

I didn’t know your mom was a Steelers fan.

If he’s sat in his favourite chair, yet can hold his wife’s tit, where’s she sat? That sort of behaviour should surely be reserved for the couch. Is she stood up? What kind of chair IS his favourite chair?

Guess you had to be there

People who brag about what college they went to are almost uniformly dumb (and very insecure). Are you going to brag about your Mensa membership next?

Every reporter should know by now that invoking “feelings” or “emotions” around the Belichick AI brings it one step closer to sterilizing the Earth of biological imperfections.

Jon Gruden: See, this guy right here. He’s a guy I like to call “Brokey McFuckstick”, because I make around 40% more annually than-

Argentine singer El Dipy

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

Here’s the thing about saying the story “made the league look way worse than the Pats”: that’s totally true. What the report does is:

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.