“See, Joe, that’s what snakes get on Whacking Day.”

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

That last play where he tried to scramble out of the pocket and got blown up from behind for a fumble... Everyone saw that coming, right?

Deadspin: Let’s Remember Some Guys!

You were right. I called her. I told her how I am married now but think about her every day. I asked if she felt the same and all she had to say was THE MOBILE SITE FUCKING SUCKS.

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

Counter:  Missed go-ahead kicks in the final seconds of games are indeed the reason why games are lost.  Because you see, if the kick had been made, they’d have won.

you poor bastards, at least there’s comfort in knowing it’ll all be over soon.

It officially takes longer to drive to/from that god-awful stadium than it does to watch the game itself.

THIN Fucking LIZZY isn’t on the list either. Criminal!

So everybody in Editorial is mad about this too. Besides the fact that it looks terrible, we have to actually work in Kinja all day long.

Those aren’t bugs, those are features.

The whole site has been borked lately.  I click a star for someone, doesn’t mark.  I make a reply, move on, it tells me that I will lose my comments if I leave the page.

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

For Wisconsin, the visit to Illinois was the moment...

That’s not Illinois, that’s a secret character that uses Illinois’ spites but with darker colors. You unlock it by pressing select and start as the game starts.

After the Patriots beat the Seahawks in the Super Bowl a few years back, I walked into the STAHHHHBUCKS near where I was working at the time (in Mountlake Terrace, WA, just north of Seattle) and said “gimme a lahge coffee regulah, like champions drink.”