You know what’s really unsettling? His victim not reaching adulthood, let alone her twilight years. Save your compassion for someone who deserves it.
Children shouldn’t murder their baby-mamas with kitchen knives just because they don’t want to be parents, then.
Had an opportunity to tour the USS George Washington when it docked in Hong Kong in around 2011. It was one of the most awe-inspiring things I’ve ever seen. Also, they had fried mozzarella sticks and Miller Lite available in the buffet spread. I quietly wept with patriotic pride for 10 minutes straight.
Everyone please check out this important update I stole from Twitter:
This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now. Read more
Goddamn it, Spanfeller, you actual fucking idiot.