Still waiting for the cowards at re-Deadspin to open their comments. The fear is strong.

Why on earth would you use a semi-automatic weapon to kill deer? 

It’s only a matter of time...

You know what’s really unsettling? His victim not reaching adulthood, let alone her twilight years. Save your compassion for someone who deserves it.

Children shouldn’t murder their baby-mamas with kitchen knives just because they don’t want to be parents, then.

Was Charlie’s Angels ever really for women though? I thought the whole point was that it was super male gazey. (This is a genuine question; I’m too young to have seen the show.)

Had an opportunity to tour the USS George Washington when it docked in Hong Kong in around 2011. It was one of the most awe-inspiring things I’ve ever seen. Also, they had fried mozzarella sticks and Miller Lite available in the buffet spread.  I quietly wept with patriotic pride for 10 minutes straight.  

Maybe. But it won’t be useless against gigantic kittens!

Everyone please check out this important update I stole from Twitter:

This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

HamNo isn’t even being subtle about suggesting as much:

This is the fucking worst. They’re doing it. They’re killing Deadspin.

This just happened.

Note from Barry:

the longest tenured Deadspin writer, at that.

Can the owners plz stop this shit and let the writers run this place. I really dont wanna have to find another group of websites to check 50 times a day during work. But they are really forcing my hand with this bullshit.

Goddamn it, Spanfeller, you actual fucking idiot.

Is this a fucking joke?

Reminds me of that April Fool’s Day where Deadspin and Jez traded staffs. Someone from Jez had to populate Bear Friday and such.