it’d be even more cruel to ask Floyd up there to text, c’mon now

Go back to England you redcoat son of a bitch.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

You’re yellow!

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

“I knocked both of these motherfuckers out! Both of them! They both sleep! Shut up before I knock your ass out next!”

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

It’s understandable. Having a civilized discussion in any Philadelphia sports venue is grounds for dismissal. At the very least they should’ve been yelling, but proper Philly fan behavior is throwing things.

Good to see JaMarcus Russell getting another shot in the NFL.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

The trick is to injure and cauterize at the same time.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

To be fair, I imagine it’s hard for him to break the habit of sitting on the bench in the first place.

Brady needs to be careful about hand injuries, since scissors could cause a serious injury like a cut tendon or the exposure of one’s Lizard Person core.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”