Just have Henry Cavill film in his mask. I can’t see anything going wrong with removing something from his face in post.

What? Are we monogramming a towel here?

Genius kid.  Gets the opportunity to spray JLH down with water and does not waste it.

I definitely want more movies to feature random scenes written and directed by kids who win contests.

This is indeed a boring conversation.
*shoots internet*

I fucking hated Avatar at the time, so it’s a testament to the excellent writing in this column that I actually kinda want to rewatch it now. 

a flimsy excuse to print a bunch of shirtless photos of Mac

it’s gotta be a much smaller giant money pile than your typical soccer team owner’s giant money pile.

This track was a mainstay when I was in high school. Which was so weird. You’d be at a school dance and kids would be dancing and shit and then a dude would scream “Mortal Kombat!!!” and you’d just... dance through it. It always made me laugh.

Jesus Christ, the clarification from Johns’s reps is even more astonishing than I thought. And I actually had to take a lot of pauses when starting to write this as my mind is struggling to handle.

Jesus, two years later and I’m never going to stop feeling vicariously embarrassed by people calling Captain Marvel’s 90 seconds of air force content that’s entirely about how they’re a bunch of misogynist pricks ‘military propaganda’.

So what does being a centrist when it comes to abortion mean, exactly?  Is this some splitting the baby down the middle sitch?

The show is fine. It’s basically a slightly broader Malcom In The Middle.   Sorry the show’s existence is so upsetting to everyone, if only there were endless on-demand entertainment options available that catered to every single interest and demographic.

If the kid grows up and doesn’t look like Jim Parsons, I’m suing.

As many have pointed out elsewhere, considering Nike’s overseas manufacturing practices, it seems highly unlikely this is the first pair of their shoes made with drops of blood. Or children’s tears, for that matter.

It’s weird that some Snyder fans are viewing this as another encroaching Marvel director, rather than the guy who wrote Zack Snyder’s first movie.

Fun in a DC movie?