That is a startling amount of content that’s leaving.

Don’t come back here to complain when you end up having an erotic dream about Walter Matthau. Or do come back here and complain in detail; I haven’t quite decided yet.

Release the butthole cut!

I’m excited for this, Middleditch and all. If they recast that voice, I don't think anyone would give a shit.

But what is a penis, if not balls persevering?

I thought it was weird they cast Emma Stone as Megan Markle

ELIZABETH: Philip, have Gina Torres killed.

“Really glad you’re back.”

Fuck I love this movie. It’s very, very funny.

The scene where Jenko figured out Schmidt slept with the Captain’s daughter is some of Channing Tatum’s best acting.

I bet it's literal. They're all hanging off a cliff that is massive. 

We demand resolution! Release the 5 hour Snyder Cut!

They were so pumped to pay tribute to HR Geiger they couldn’t even wait for him to die.

the Krypton portion of Man of Steel (especially the music) was some of the best movie sci-fi in the past decade,

How long before Abrams passes it off to Kurtzman? Is Akiva Goldsman involved? Come on. I need to know this stuff.

His voice over in the first Man of Steel trailer is so good, probably one of the best teasers/trailers ever

It’s gonna be weird to see Cavill in blackface but hey, whatever gets him back in the role

There’s also this little nugget...

So a lot going on in that VF article.

1) Everyone involved with the DCEU really mucked up following Man of Steel.
2) The studio did reign in some of Snyder’s wacky ideas like the Bruce Wayne, Lois Lane romance (I can NOT see Lois having a long distance relationship with someone who was hellbent on killing her fiancé)
3)…

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