Billy Dee is taking the picture.  He likes to watch.  

“Oh you sweet summer child.”

Rick is a charismatic, occasionally sympathetic villainous protagonist on a show that is still excellent despite the small, loud minority of fans that totally miss the point. He is a good template for a Loki series, that will inevitably attract the same assholes who think Walter White would have been so much better if…

I hope you’re not writing this from a car parked across the street from her door. 

You’ve already seen the most mediocre movie ever - it’s called Solo.

I am altering the spacing. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

...John Boyega (Finn) sandwiched between Daisy Ridley (Rey) and Oscar Isaac (Poe)

Ah, the Christopher Nolan order.  I can see that working.

Spike Lee should be tweeting his home address shortly.  

I think we should arrest Bryan Adams as a precautionary measure.

You’re confused.  She licks America and she doesn’t like donuts.

So is this when ‘90s nostalgia starts to surpass ‘80s nostalgia?

In a perfect world, Louis CK can weigh in on Liam Neeson and Barsanti can achieve nirvana.

Every time I start to decide that everyone should exhibit the kind of honesty Neeson showed in his admission, that maybe we should all open up about the times where we have been less than fair with other races, or the opposite sex, or whomever else we’ve wronged, I see an article like this and am reminded why we keep…

Me: Oh look, another Barsanti article. You know what? I’ve spent enough of my time bashing him, so I’m going to bite my tongue this time. Deep breaths, Unnumbered. Deep brea-

Racists don’t make out with the race that they hate, especially in the way he does with his tongue—so deep down her throat.

We called it in the last article. Now let’s see how many more articles AV Club/Kinja pumps out about Neeson being such a virulent racist because he had one racist thought over 50 years ago that’s he’s terribly ashamed of now.

And they only had to give up the dental plan to do it!

Stop, stop! He's already dead!

That’s cool I cut my hand on my plastic starbucks lid and bled all over my khakis.