kyle5445
Kyle
kyle5445

I feel like I have to mansplain the fucking point of the book to Bruce Miller and co.

There have been other presidents?

It’s fine to like MoS and BvS. Everyone has their own guilty pleasures. For example, I enjoy the Nick Cage movie Knowing despite knowing it’s a bad movie. There’s nothing wrong with personally liking objectivity bad movies.

Huh. So the heroes from Earth team up with the heroes from space to take on the super-powerful secret puppetmaster villain who wants ultimate godlike power, but who ends up winning with a shocking cliffhanger, leaving the heroes to have to fight in the ruins left from his victory. Seems like a pretty cool plot, it’s a

“The studio has a definite shape in mind for when they see us doing.” Matt Reeves, talking about Warner Brothers.

It’s a shame, really. I was really hoping for an Affleck-lead stand-alone Batman movie, especially if they focus on Batman the detective. I personally feel Ben was simply not given much to work with but would have been great with better writing. 

Everyone wanted to make that joke but was afraid. “It’s too difficult”, “You’ll never survive”, “Think of your children”. But you looked fear directly in the eye and stuck the landing perfectly. Bravo!

Tony wakes up next to a horse’s head.

The opening scene and credits are perfection.  The rest of the movie is good (especially the bonkers escape scene) but can’t quite live up.

Turns out the mercenaries and the zombies moms are all named Martha

Or when you sell out your principles to become the governor of Maryland. Am I doing this right? 

OMG THERE’S A BUG IN FACETIME! EVERYBODY PANIC! DISABLE FACETIME! NO! IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT! JUST THROW YOUR IPHONE IN THE RIVER OMG IT’S THE END OF ALL THINGS!

Where’s the clip? All I saw was a Suicide Girls promo.

HIS NAME AGAIN

If they don’t have a techno version of Mr. Plow for the theme song I am going to be profoundly disappointed in Hollywood. 

If it’s going to be covered, shouldn’t it be decades later by Weezer?

four farthings in a pence, 12 pence in a shilling, two shillings in a florin, 20 shillings in a pound, and 21 shillings in a guinea

NO!

We need them here

... and his wedding night.

Pretty sure there are cartoon hearts floating above my head right now.