“And this time around, we’ll have control of everything.”

Kinda makes you wonder what their Solo would have looked like.    

I too need a fucking hobby.

Good for him! Maybe this will finally give Aquaman the confidence he needs to come out to his parents.

Perhaps he could play The Rock's twin brother?

Maybe he could be a troll, who gargles beer and bangs the Snails?

This is the only valid comment so far. CRJ is the queen

Whoa, this comment section sure seems to hate Obama a lot for just putting out his own list. Has this article already been crossposted someplace? The only good reason for the dislike is that he completely ignored “Party for One” by Carly Rae Jepsen.

He doesn’t say To Be Honest.  He likes to say Let Me Be Clear while waving his hand at us in a condescending, yet comforting, manner.  

Okay, I’ll bite.

Every POTUS so far has been an imperialist and war criminal, which should make the observation with regard to one or another pretty banal in the scheme of things. I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m saying there’s not really a point to bringing it up.

Strangely, “I dumped a piece of pizza on the floor just to watch it fall” was one of Johnny Cash’s rejected lyrics for Folsom Prison Blues.

I mentioned this a while back on the review of The Defenders season finale, but I still love it when they show disbelief at the abilities and origin stories of the others, when a few years ago they all watched a Norse God fly up and call down lightning from the top of the Chrysler Building with his magic hammer in…

Okay, now have Cosby do a video about his crimes as Ghost Dad.

That happens 7 days later.

A good start?

*Church Of Satan files lawsuit claiming Spacey is stealing Hell IP*

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Sissy Spacek’s address*

“Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH?”

*Netflix launches a team of lawyers at Kevin Spacey's house*