You guys are really trying to sell me on this movie.

My, how times have changed. If Superman had told Trump his secret identity then it would be all over Twitter within seconds.

He played his part perfectly. Few child actors could have pulled off that bizarre level of fear as convincingly.

He was excellent in Season 2.

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

I prayed the entire time that we would get a degraded, care-free, no-holds bar, Rated R, Jenna Fisher. And we almost did with a few bunk scenes.

Fantastic movie, and it’s also basically a Jenna Fischer fetish movie. So many wardrobe changes, glorious, glorious wardrobe changes.

Bail Organa, while a member of the Galactic Senate, was also royalty on Alderaan. Princess Leia Organa was, as his adopted daughter, a member of the house of Organa. This is some basic shit, dude.

Wow, Season 8 of ARCHER is apparently Hulu-only for the first time ever (they’re getting it on February 5). Hulu’s becoming more and more essential.

“This is the worst case of someone being cut in half I’ve ever seen. It was impossible to re-attach the top half of his body...with the bottom half.”

Ugh, they’re rebooting Queer Eye? That show was such a product of its time - acceptance of homosexual men only as foppish appearance-obsessed spectacles. 

Get out of here, AV Club. You don’t want no part of this shit.

Kasdans gotta get paid, yo...

Did Scarlett say anything about her favourite filmmaker (i.e. the guy who made Match Point, Scoop and Vicky Christina Barcelona)?

Huh? That scene is exactly what I’m saying they should have done. Die in person, rather than via pointless hologram.

Meanwhile, the people pointing out that having Luke pull of a new jedi trick and then dying from the effort is functionally the same as having him sacrifice himself in person, and simply adds pointless narrative complexity, are completely, pedantically, correct.

I feel like at this point people on both sides of The Last Jedi are just getting more and more intense in their fervor whichever direction it goes.

Jesus christ, you rule.

Oof. Yeah. It’s nice not having to worry about that anymore.