The director’s cut is definitely a better movie. It’s still not a particularly good movie - that movie’s flaws cut all the way to the bone - but it is better.

Enjoy your trip to Wal-Martha.

I would argue that Parks and Recreation is also a perfect Obama-era show (a government made up of competent, likeable people seems impossible today), but other than that, great article.

“Everything Sucks” sounds like the title of next Taylor Swift hit single.

I think the ‘70s was the decade people were nostalgic for in the ‘90s. The two-decades-ago peak nostalgia rule is pretty consistent that way.

I clean windows with my ass too. Am I doing it wrong?

Sounds like he couldn’t seal the deal

Every single stillframe of this film that features that bear, looks like an unsettling prelude to a murder. I am not joking. He seems to be holding a tangerine in one hand, but god only knows what in his other. (I’m leaning towards a knife.) Why is Paddington bear so intense looking?

Enjoy Sarah Connor beating the shit out of Joel Kramer, everybody.

Drone strikes? That’s the hill you’re willing to fight and die on? Do the planes have to be piloted?

When your peener’s just flappin’ in the breeze, every single animal is a dangerous animal!

Something like 30% of that show is B-roll of all the dangerous animals in the area that the naked people never actually seem to encounter.

Part of me thinks I’d actually watch Naked and Afraid if nothing was blurred out; the other part thinks censorship may be best in this case.

Hey, if every joyless, half-developed character is easily replaceable, why wouldn’t the creatives be? Gimple probably just rolled under the dumpster.

Why take the effort to put things into historical context when you can sneer at them for free profit?

I very rarely side with the “now so you’re just being silly” side on this issue... but yeah, that piece might be pushing things a bit too far.

I will find you, and I will bill you.

Will Ferrell seems like he would be really funny on SNL.

Hey, I just wanted to stop by and say thanks for telling off the other grey on the io9 article.