Crossing my fingers for a 45 minute sequence of him and Linda Cardellini remodeling their kitchen.

After all this commentary about JJ’s mystery box, I am so amused to find there’s a photo of him with an actual box with a question mark on it.

(hushed whisper) Take my love, take my land....

The Bartman is dead. Bury it.

Seeing ‘Fred Savage’ and ‘cancelled’ just reminds me how bummed I was when Grinder got cancelled.

Munich is great. I’d also consider Minority Report for his best movie of the decade.

Eh, I never had a problem with the film’s internal logic regarding Force holograms. I just thought the reveal of Luke not physically being there killed all the tension from what was otherwise a great sequence. That being said, everyone is making way too big a deal over this movie.

So...about that Man in the High Castle...

(pushes up glasses) He only wears the vest in half the movies he appears in.

The early episodes unequivocally portray Michael and Dwight as villains. I think any dissonance comes from the writers’ need to transition them into more likable characters to extend the life of the show.

Yeah, my coke dealer says crazy shit too.

He’s kind of a big deal.

Big time stuff!

B- is fair. The buttermilk tenders were leaps and bounds better than Wendy’s tenders introduced shortly thereafter, but can’t hold a candle to more premium fast food chains like Raising Cain.

I’m an attorney and would never represent myself in more than a speeding ticket. In my experience, people that represent themselves when they can afford an attorney are generally arrogant, cheap, and difficult to work with.

Lost is inifinitely better on a streaming platform where you can binge every episode at will. I can’t imagine the frustration and lack of payoff from having to wait weeks or months between episodes. I binged the whole series in a few months on Netflix in 2011.

What poor bastards picked Brett Ratner as their hill to die on?

For a brief second I thought they cast the guy who does Trevor’s voice in Grand Theft Auto V and plays one of the more memorable henchman on the Walking Dead.

Eh, the trade stuff is mentioned in passing like maybe three times. The battle droid invasion is what really propels the plot and sounds much cooler.

So did he cheat on Beyonce? And why do I care?!