I think at one point Han was going to be a young boy on Kashyyk in Revenge of the Sith.

Weirdly surprised to find out he has a last name.

My only complaint about Luke’s treatment was making him project himself on Crait rather than just having him show up in person. It completely deflated the tension in the scene for me.

Ending on season 3 would’ve robbed us of the glory that is Dinner Party.

Ending on season 3 would’ve robbed us of the glory that is Dinner Party.

While I’m sure this will have plenty of negative consequences, people are acting like we’re turning over control of the country’s ICBM’s to Disney (which would actually be better than the current people in control of them).

I like canonical, personally. Unless it’s your first viewing, you’re not going to spoil any surprises, and it’s the most complete and straightforward method. I actually like watching the prequels just to analyze how Lucas went so wrong and enjoy the few bits he got right. And while most of Clones is garbage, Phantom…

It would help if news outlets avoided spoilery headlines. It wasn’t hard to figure out what happened on last Sunday’s Walking Dead when you see “Let’s talk about X character” and “How about that big death scene.” At least make me click on the article before I get spoiled.

It’s sitting right next to my copy of In Good Company.

God, the bar is so ridiculously low these days.

Between this and dating Scarlet Johansson, Jost is really living out the dreams of 17 year old me from 2005.

Trump is human garbage, but W has way more blood on his hands.

I get the point and good for her for taking it seriously, but I don’t think that makes her invulnerable to some harmless internet snark. 

A person died. Fuck you.

Burn twitter to the ground.

Yeah Sophie, it’s called a job.

If they did, it’d still be better than Iron Fist. And with the potential Fox deal, they could have Hugh Jackman eating Chinese food in the background when she tells him.

The Fantastic Four would fit in perfectly but I don’t see how suddenly adding mutants would make sense in the MCU. The X-Men always work better in their separate corner of Marvel.

I imagine Goldblum’s introduction will be similar to the T-rex in Jurassic World, with Bryce Dallas Howard releasing him from a cage to save the day.

I rewatched Jurassic Park for the first time in 20 years this summer, and it more than holds up. I probably liked it more than I did as a kid. None of the sequels can even touch it.