On the plus side, I didn’t even know we had at least six women currently serving in the senate.

I haven’t seen a single Spielberg movie since Crystal Skull. I’ve been meaning to catch Lincoln and rewatch his mid-2000's output (Minority Report, War of the Worlds and Munich). I feel like he was really ahead of the curve on war on terror commentary in blockbuster movies, and I’m curious to see how those have aged.

Just eliminate tipping, charge more for the meal, and pay your staff a reasonable wage. I don’t need to do multiplication when I’m six drinks in.

I loved how Superman took one of the most maligned lines from BvS and through it back in Batman’s face.

So Will Smith in Suicide Squad wasn’t enough masked assassin for the DCEU?

It was, but they took it off a few months later when I was about three or four episodes in.

Just give us the Whole Bloody Affair on 4k.

Yeah, bat-pun completely intentional.

Shame. Under a better creative team, he could’ve had a solid run as an older Frank Miller Batman. (80's Frank Miller not current bat-shit crazy (no pun intended) Frank Miller.

Me before clicking on the link: Tell me more about Allison Mack’s sex cult.

Can we just unplug the internet for awhile and maybe try it again in like twenty or thirty years?

Kennedy has been really cagey about the theatrical cuts. Hell, I’d take a 9 episode 4K boxset with some of Lucas’ more annoying changes taken out.

Step-brothers and Other Guys are probably my favorite Ferrell/Mckay movies. Step-brothers is the better movie, but Michael Keaton in Other Guys is pure gold.

I wonder what lessons he’ll teach her next Halloween when he’s in prison for treason.

Surprised Swift, Cyrus and Chance weren’t tapped for double duty.

(tears down posters of Huckleberry Hound and Daphne from Scooby Doo)

Not to knock the show, but this made me laugh harder than any episode of Scrubs.

Let me save the criminal justice system some valuable time and resources: guilty af.

Great piece, but I personally wouldn’t open my list of most amazing people with Vice-President Gore.

I’m probably in the minority but I’d be willing to entertain the argument that Last Crusade is the best Indiana Jones.